I only have one small complaint about Game 6. A game in which our guys fought their hearts out, spent most of the 2nd half up 20 and forced a Game 7. A HUGE step for the Simmons/Embiid era. Game 6 was perfect, well almost perfect. It left me pondering one puzzling question:  Is Doris […]

I know your life goals are supposed to get married, get a job, and have kids…but mine is to see that Jurassic Park viewing party go absolutely lifeless as the Raptors lose a Game 7 at home. The Sixers monumental win in Game 6 to stave off elimination was as impressive as it was predictable. […]

Alright let’s be real as Sixers fans, down 3-2 as the lower seed in the NBA playoffs is not ideal. In fact, it’s probably worse case scenario when a superstar like Kawhi Leonard is on the opposite team. But let me ask you this. Out of the remaining 3 teams in the East, who is […]

The sorry fact is, we all know a Jared Dudley. The guy at the Y who goes 1-8 in a pick-up game. His team loses 12-7 going by 1s and 2s but you’ll still hear about his one bucket. To him, it’s a flash of brilliance from the prime of his career before he got […]

PSA to all of our opponents here on out for the rest of the playoffs: please just talk as much shit on as this Sixers team as possible, especially Ben Simmons. I LOVED the Ben Simmons Missing Jumper Flyers, add a few of those in there! Just flat out hate as much as you can. […]

I’ll never forget when the Warriors started out. Before all the titles, it was just the Splash Bros! They were so much fun. They weren’t championship contenders, but who would win the 3 point contest? Mark Jackson was a good guy, not a great coach. The team as a whole, led by Davidson underdog Steph […]

The Sixers start their playoff run tomorrow!! All these trades, all these moves, the entirety of The Process was for THIS MOMENT. Let’s get excited!  This is like if a pilot told you the flight was going to hit extreme turbulence and he wasn’t sure if the plane was going to land safely. I’ve seen […]

Yea, you read that headline right. Ben Simmons, the Sixers franchise point guard, said in an interview with the lovely Doris Burke that he wants to stay with Joel Embiid and win championships. This goes against all the shit I’ve heard from fans of other teams and a group of simple people that push the […]

Philly may have lost out on the Lebron sweepstakes (it was rigged, they made it look legit, kinda) but he may have just saved us in another way. Thanks to his marionette, super agent Rich Paul and Klutch Sports, Anthony Davis is on the way out of New Orleans. Like most NBA fans, I knew […]

I’ll never forget how I learned how to swim because it was one of the most frightening experiences of my adolescence. And I almost got kidnapped one time. I was taking swimming lessons at the local Y, like most kids do. And we’re all super young and don’t have a clue what we’re doing. So, […]