Ben Simmons has been pampered his entire life. He’s used to everything coming easy, being unconditionally loved, and never having to answer for himself or be held with any sort of accountability. If you’re a Philadelphia sports fan, you already knew that. Simmons’ refusal to play for the Sixers in the first half of the […]

No intros needed after that one, let’s get right into the observations. THE OBVIOUS Al Horford and Tobias Harris Have Two of the Worst Contracts In The League – There were consecutive possessions in the 2nd quarter where Tobias Harris and Al Horford had 1 on 1 matchups in the paint with Romeo fucking Langford […]

Game 1 in the books and it played out predictably like the script of a low budget horror movie. Most of the game (unfortunately) played out exactly as many fans expected, but there were a few twists sprinkled in. Let’s recap the obvious and not so obvious takeaways from The Bubble. THE OBVIOUS Joel Embiid […]

After a return to basketball debacle against Indiana that sent a somewhat hopeful fan base right back into cynicism, the Sixers have not lost since. Albeit, it was against the Wizards, who might lose to the Generals in a battle for Washington and the walking corpse of the 7 seed Orlando Magic. But they’ve taken […]

Ben Simmons is reportedly due to miss some time following an unknown back injury. This is more serious than the Sixers are currently letting on, as it will not just be a “day-to-day” injury, according to ESPN’s Adrian Wojnarowski. There's no timeline for a Simmons return, but an evaluation in two weeks is more of […]

Over the past couple weeks, the 76ers have been learning to live life without Embiid. It’s a life they’ve lived before, every season of Joel Embiid’s career really. But this time around it’s different and it needed to be, because the Sixers front office spent the entire offseason constructing a team that could survive a […]

For any other city, when you receive news your star player is going to have a prolonged injury abscence right before a huge game, the fan base likely spirals. I mean, that’s huge news! There is now a void where your best player was and you’re not only disappointed but terrified. But, not if you’re […]

There was a hush over the Northeast after Joel Embiid’s dominant, 38 point performance in a win over the Celtics. Not a washed up talking head was stirring, not even a mouse. The big win on the road in Boston continued a week of Philly’s most notable athletes shattering mental barriers. JOEL’S ZERO TURNOVER 4TH […]

I know your life goals are supposed to get married, get a job, and have kids…but mine is to see that Jurassic Park viewing party go absolutely lifeless as the Raptors lose a Game 7 at home. The Sixers monumental win in Game 6 to stave off elimination was as impressive as it was predictable. […]

Last night in Toronto went as poorly as it could go. Now, as a fan base, we’ve been pretty good at burying our emotions deep when it comes to our sports teams causing midterm. But this series isn’t over and it’s coming back home. So, instead of being a bunch of sad sacks from now […]