Ben Simmons Continues To Be An Absolute LOSER


Ben Simmons has been pampered his entire life. He’s used to everything coming easy, being unconditionally loved, and never having to answer for himself or be held with any sort of accountability. If you’re a Philadelphia sports fan, you already knew that. Simmons’ refusal to play for the Sixers in the first half of the […]

By Matt Szczypiorski | August 8, 2022

The Sixers Offseason Plan


With the NBA offseason set to begin here on the last day of the month of Kyle Schwarber (patent pending), Daryl Morey and the Sixers don’t have many big splashes to make in free agency as it currently stands. After James Harden so graciously opted out of his $47 million player option for this season, […]

By Matt Szczypiorski | June 30, 2022

Recreating the 2018 Houston Rockets Isn’t My Favorite Idea


Daryl Morey, the Sixers President of Basketball Operations, is one of the most aggressive front office men in basketball. If he believes that something will work, he’s been known to do anything he can to get it done. This was the case in February, when the Sixers acquired James Harden.   Now, with the draft […]

By Matt Szczypiorski | June 22, 2022

A Fan Can Hope: Far-Fetched Sixers Offseason Targets


For the past few offseasons, Sixers fans like myself have day-dreamed of landing a big name free agent. Despite throwing their names in the hats of the LeBron James, Jimmy Butler, and even Kawhi Leonard sweepstakes, they’ve landed none of those top players.   Instead, over the past five seasons, the Sixers have dealt out […]

By Matt Szczypiorski | June 21, 2022

A Philly Sports Fan’s Review Of “Hustle”


I’m making it abundantly clear right now that there WILL be spoilers in this review, so if you have plan on seeing it but still haven’t, come back to this when you have.   Now, for the super cool people that HAVE seen this movie, welcome. This is not going to be your usual movie […]

By Matt Szczypiorski | June 14, 2022

A Painful Philly Sports Roundup


Here is my pitch for a city-wide slogan regarding the Philadelphia sports teams: Philly sports, where the hope is plentiful, but the pain and suffering is endless. That’s the kind of Tuesday it was in the Delaware Valley.   The day had every bit of predictable frustration you could possibly imagine. The Phillies played way […]

By Matt Szczypiorski | May 25, 2022

Could Glenn Rivers Actually Go To The Lakers?


The old saying goes, “Where there’s smoke, there’s fire.” Glenn Rivers (Sidebar: no, I will not call him Doc. There are two Philly sports related doctors as far as I’m concerned — Erving and Halladay — and quite frankly, Rivers isn’t cool enough nor has he done enough in this town to earn that nickname. […]

By Matt Szczypiorski | May 24, 2022

Jimmy Butler Was (Sort Of) Right, All the Problems the Sixers Face Today, Started in 2019


“They chose Tobias Harris over me?! Tobias Harris over me?!” Jimmy Butler with a strong message for the 76ers after the Heat beat Philly in the Eastern Conference Finals. “Tobias Harris over me?” Video from photojournalist David Silver https://t.co/NdIVGYdQts pic.twitter.com/XDONATuHHW — WPLG Local 10 Sports (@Local10Sports) May 13, 2022 Jimmy Butler galivanted into the Heat […]

By Aidan Powers | May 13, 2022