Disappointing But Inevitable, The Ben Simmons Era Is Over in Philadelphia


The Ben Simmons rumors have been piling up all summer, and today, a Woj Bomb turned them in stone cold facts. ESPN Sources: Philadelphia 76ers All-Star Ben Simmons will not report for opening of training camp next week and intends to never play another game for the franchise. Simmons hasn’t spoken to team since a […]

By Aidan Powers | September 21, 2021

The Obvious, and Not So Obvious Takeaways From the Sixers Game 2 Loss


No intros needed after that one, let’s get right into the observations. THE OBVIOUS Al Horford and Tobias Harris Have Two of the Worst Contracts In The League – There were consecutive possessions in the 2nd quarter where Tobias Harris and Al Horford had 1 on 1 matchups in the paint with Romeo fucking Langford […]

By Aidan Powers | August 19, 2020

The $109 Million Insurance Policy


For any other city, when you receive news your star player is going to have a prolonged injury abscence right before a huge game, the fan base likely spirals. I mean, that’s huge news! There is now a void where your best player was and you’re not only disappointed but terrified. But, not if you’re […]

By Aidan Powers | January 10, 2020

Let’s Stop Freaking Out About Certain Sixers Losses


The audacity of the Sixers to lose to the Hawks (again) while everyone was watching March Madness. I mean, here I am, paying attention to three other basketball games that the Sixers aren’t playing in, and they get carved up by Trae Young? Unreal! So, the Sixers gave up 129 to a bad Hawks team […]

By Aidan Powers | March 25, 2019

Puppet Master Lebron Can Keep AD Out West and Out of the Sixers Way


Philly may have lost out on the Lebron sweepstakes (it was rigged, they made it look legit, kinda) but he may have just saved us in another way. Thanks to his marionette, super agent Rich Paul and Klutch Sports, Anthony Davis is on the way out of New Orleans. Like most NBA fans, I knew […]

By Kyle Jones | February 4, 2019

Ben Simmons Needs to Get Thrown In the Water to Learn How to Swim


I’ll never forget how I learned how to swim because it was one of the most frightening experiences of my adolescence. And I almost got kidnapped one time. I was taking swimming lessons at the local Y, like most kids do. And we’re all super young and don’t have a clue what we’re doing. So, […]

By Aidan Powers | December 26, 2018