Ben Simmons Continues To Be An Absolute LOSER


Ben Simmons has been pampered his entire life. He’s used to everything coming easy, being unconditionally loved, and never having to answer for himself or be held with any sort of accountability. If you’re a Philadelphia sports fan, you already knew that. Simmons’ refusal to play for the Sixers in the first half of the […]

By Matt Szczypiorski | August 8, 2022

Takeaways From the Game 5 Blowout Aside From Joel Embiid’s Sickness


Last night in Toronto went as poorly as it could go. Now, as a fan base, we’ve been pretty good at burying our emotions deep when it comes to our sports teams causing midterm. But this series isn’t over and it’s coming back home. So, instead of being a bunch of sad sacks from now […]

By Aidan Powers | May 8, 2019

Ben Simmons Needs to Get Thrown In the Water to Learn How to Swim


I’ll never forget how I learned how to swim because it was one of the most frightening experiences of my adolescence. And I almost got kidnapped one time. I was taking swimming lessons at the local Y, like most kids do. And we’re all super young and don’t have a clue what we’re doing. So, […]

By Aidan Powers | December 26, 2018