Manny is off the table. Boo hoo. I’m not trying to say I didn’t want him because I did…a lot…but he clearly was in it for the money and apparently the Padres made the best offer. I guess losing in warm California is better than losing in Baltimore. I’m a little woke to […]
You hear that? The tracks are rumbling. The ground is shaking. It’s the motherfucking train rolling into Money Station in the town of Wealthville. 2-0 last week in the money picks, 3-0 if you took Villanova (Rule 4.8 of degeneracy). That brings my record to 4-1 and I hope you guys hop on now because […]
Look, if you’re still clicking on Bryce Harper rumors, you’re just as gullible as I am. It’s alright, we are in this together. It’s like watching a Players Only Broadcast on TNT. No matter what fan base you are apart of, you’re stuck with the dilemma. We just need to band together and see it […]
If the Cowboys can make the Dez Bryant Wal-Mart parking lot video disappear, then I can make the videos of Ben Simmons getting posterized disappear too. “Pictures or it didn’t happen”. Wise words from a very indecent man in Floyd Mayweather. Therefore, I’ve made it my mission to get scrub the tape of Ben’s mishaps […]
The portion of the Sixers 2018-19 season that we (me) have deemed The Death Stretch™️ has officially come to a close. The final tally: 8-5. What a ride. Back when this thing started, Bryce Harper not being on a team was only mildly annoying. We made some friends. We made some enemies. We lost a few […]
Remember that scene in Straight Outta Compton (well it also happened in real life) where Suge Knight tells Dr. Dre he’ll look over his finances for him? Suge Knight, so well established and respected, just doing a small favor for a younger friend. Definitely no underlying intentions with that one. That’s exactly how it feels […]
This time of year is crucial for degenerates like myself. After football the only sport taking us into summer is basketball. The college season ends after March and NBA Playoffs take over until early July. After that we are fiending until football season starts. Now before I get Johnny 3 Bags in my mentions talking […]
The Philadelphia Flyers lost Thursday night at the Wells Fargo Center 3-2 in a shootout to the LA Kings. Coming back from deficits of 1-0 and 2-1, the Flyers stole a point after ending their win streak at 8 games. Sean Couturier got the Flyers on the board first with a backhand that beat Kings […]
Oh, when I look back now That summer seemed to last forever And if I had the choice Yeah, I’d always wanna be there Those were the best days of my life So, that’s that. As the trade deadline of 3pm approached, the seemingly inevitable happened as Markelle Fultz was traded to the Orlando Magic. […]
On a day that we have to say good bye to our sweet prince, Markelle Fultz, we get to welcome someone else. JT Realmuto. His name has been tossed around for weeks and the Phillies swooped in and grabbed him like a thief in the night. Nerds who follow the farm system (me) will […]