I’ve Contacted Twitter About Wiping Videos of Ben Simmons Getting Posterized
If the Cowboys can make the Dez Bryant Wal-Mart parking lot video disappear, then I can make the videos of Ben Simmons getting posterized disappear too. “Pictures or it didn’t happen”. Wise words from a very indecent man in Floyd Mayweather. Therefore, I’ve made it my mission to get scrub the tape of Ben’s mishaps Men in Black style.
If you came to this post to see Ben getting dunked on two nights in a row, you have definitely come to the wrong place. That would completely defeat the purpose of getting rid of the videos in the first place.
Any account flashing across my troll infested timeline that displays a video clip of Kevin Knox rising up on Ben Simmons will be reported. I’ve made Twitter aware that the video is both abusive (to Ben) and harmful (to my mental health).
If my mission fails, I’ve have two solutions.
1) Let me give Ben lessons on how not to get dunked on. As a scrappy 6 foot white guy, I know a thing or two about not being able to block shots in the first place. You never see TJ get dunked on #StayWoke
2) Ben joked about being in the dunk contest but he should actually now do it. They won’t talk about you getting dunked on if you are the one doing the dunking. Someone has to avenge the dunk contest loss of Andre Igoudala anyways.