The Sixers start their playoff run tomorrow!! All these trades, all these moves, the entirety of The Process was for THIS MOMENT. Let’s get excited! This is like if a pilot told you the flight was going to hit extreme turbulence and he wasn’t sure if the plane was going to land safely. I’ve seen […]
The audacity of the Sixers to lose to the Hawks (again) while everyone was watching March Madness. I mean, here I am, paying attention to three other basketball games that the Sixers aren’t playing in, and they get carved up by Trae Young? Unreal! So, the Sixers gave up 129 to a bad Hawks team […]
Yea, you read that headline right. Ben Simmons, the Sixers franchise point guard, said in an interview with the lovely Doris Burke that he wants to stay with Joel Embiid and win championships. This goes against all the shit I’ve heard from fans of other teams and a group of simple people that push the […]
Not sure if you guys have been paying attention to thrilling Delaware Blue Coats action, but Zhaire Smith is out there ballin for the boys. Alright, I’m lying, all I saw was he had a putback dunk. BUT, he did have one of the best “basketball guy” quotes of all time: This is unheralded dedication. […]
If the Cowboys can make the Dez Bryant Wal-Mart parking lot video disappear, then I can make the videos of Ben Simmons getting posterized disappear too. “Pictures or it didn’t happen”. Wise words from a very indecent man in Floyd Mayweather. Therefore, I’ve made it my mission to get scrub the tape of Ben’s mishaps […]
The portion of the Sixers 2018-19 season that we (me) have deemed The Death Stretch™️ has officially come to a close. The final tally: 8-5. What a ride. Back when this thing started, Bryce Harper not being on a team was only mildly annoying. We made some friends. We made some enemies. We lost a few […]
Remember that scene in Straight Outta Compton (well it also happened in real life) where Suge Knight tells Dr. Dre he’ll look over his finances for him? Suge Knight, so well established and respected, just doing a small favor for a younger friend. Definitely no underlying intentions with that one. That’s exactly how it feels […]
Oh, when I look back now That summer seemed to last forever And if I had the choice Yeah, I’d always wanna be there Those were the best days of my life So, that’s that. As the trade deadline of 3pm approached, the seemingly inevitable happened as Markelle Fultz was traded to the Orlando Magic. […]
You may have heard via Woj Bombs that the trade deadline is quickly approaching. As we sit one day away from surviving Anthony Davis to LA rumors, Woj and Zach Lowe hosted their annual trade deadline special. Since the Sixers made an enormous splash today, the team came up a bit. They obviously talked about […]
Philly may have lost out on the Lebron sweepstakes (it was rigged, they made it look legit, kinda) but he may have just saved us in another way. Thanks to his marionette, super agent Rich Paul and Klutch Sports, Anthony Davis is on the way out of New Orleans. Like most NBA fans, I knew […]