Bankrupt the Bookie Volume 3: NBA All Star Game


You hear that? The tracks are rumbling. The ground is shaking. It’s the motherfucking train rolling into Money Station in the town of Wealthville. 2-0 last week in the money picks, 3-0 if you took Villanova (Rule 4.8 of degeneracy). That brings my record to 4-1 and I hope you guys hop on now because […]

By Kyle Jones | February 16, 2019

Bankrupt the Bookie Volume 2: Curing the Post Football Hangover


This time of year is crucial for degenerates like myself. After football the only sport taking us into summer is basketball. The college season ends after March and NBA Playoffs take over until early July. After that we are fiending until football season starts. Now before I get Johnny 3 Bags in my mentions talking […]

By Kyle Jones | February 9, 2019

Today’s Flyers Performance Was Scarier Than Gritty Naked


A rainy Saturday afternoon in South Philadelphia saw varieties of ghostly ghouls enter the Wells Fargo Center. Michal Neuvirth made his season debut in net after battling a groin injury that has sidelined him for the beginning of the season. Head coach Dave Hakstol was quoted after the 3-0 loss to the Boston Bruins in […]

By Mattie Stratton | October 27, 2018

Five Flyers Observations : Roller Coaster Ride To The First Home Victory


The Philadelphia Flyers defeated the Florida Panthers 6-5 in a shootout Tuesday night at the Wells Fargo Center. Flyers Jake Voracek and Jordan Weal scored in the shootout to win the game. After a poor effort in the 1st period, the Flyers scored back for 5 goals in the second period. Claude Giroux and Wayne […]

By Brandon Sommermann | October 16, 2018

Five Flyers Observations : Out-Dueled By An Old Enemy


The Philadelphia Flyers dropped Saturdays game to the Vegas Golden Knights by a score of 1-0. After controlling most of the game, the Flyers Sean Couturier whiffed on a clearance, lost his man, and Vegas pounced to score the games only goal with 1:25 left. Brian Elliott was stellar in a rebound performance from the […]

By Brandon Sommermann | October 13, 2018

Five Flyers Observations : A Home Opener To Forget


The Philadelphia Flyers opened the home portion of this season tonight. Well, sort of. After a rowdy crowd watched Flyers opening ceremony, that was it for the night. 11 seconds separated two Sharks goals and they never looked back. The Sharks beat the Flyers by a score of 8 to 2.   Flyers got a […]

By Brandon Sommermann | October 9, 2018

Five Flyers Observations : Revamped Depth Was On Display


Well, who saw this coming? Anybody? After being outplayed for the first 10 minutes, down 1-0, the Flyers battled back for a 5-2 victory against the Vegas Golden Knights. After giving up the game’s first goal, the Flyers would go on to score 5 unanswered goals. The Flyers would get on the board first off the […]

By Brandon Sommermann | October 5, 2018