You could see the Sixers dreadful, 31 point beatdown loss in Miami a mile away. The night before, pictures poured in of the whole crew enjoying the Super Bowl from Michael Rubin’s lavish box suite. Nothing wrong with a guys night out like that, we would all do the same given the opportunity to attend […]
Let’s get one thing out of the way right now… the thought of actually trading Joel Embiid should never ever EVER even begin to cross the minds of the Philadelphia 76ers. Buhhhhhhttttttt….. If the Sixers were to trade their best player since Allen Iverson and build around Ben Simmons, what would that look like? Well, […]
Over the past couple weeks, the 76ers have been learning to live life without Embiid. It’s a life they’ve lived before, every season of Joel Embiid’s career really. But this time around it’s different and it needed to be, because the Sixers front office spent the entire offseason constructing a team that could survive a […]
Stop me if you’ve heard this before: Jimmy Butler is doing interviews where he slights the work ethic of his (former) teammates. Butler sat down with Vincent Goodwill for his 843rd interview since joining the Miami Heat this summer. The sneak preview to the article says it all: In fairness, read the entirety of the […]
It’s been teased for quite some time, but the Sixers officially have a home game on Christmas. Get fucked, Disney on Ice. This could not be more perfect. Firstly, thank God that we finally have a home game on Christmas instead of playing in Boston or New York or any other East Coast city. What […]
The Sixers just threw it back to the early 70’s with the Classic Edition Uniforms: Sidebar: I would absolute watch a parody show where Joel Embiid and Ben Simmons were detectives who are partners. But, back to business: you are blessed if you’re still in college and can wear these every Saturday. Wearing these to […]
Alright, let’s get straight to the newest negativity surrounding the Sixers: If they don’t have a story these days, they’ll make one (guess I shouldn’t quote Drake on a day like today). But, it’s hard to ignore what would be an earthshaking move for this franchise in such an important moment in the arc […]
I only have one small complaint about Game 6. A game in which our guys fought their hearts out, spent most of the 2nd half up 20 and forced a Game 7. A HUGE step for the Simmons/Embiid era. Game 6 was perfect, well almost perfect. It left me pondering one puzzling question: Is Doris […]
I know your life goals are supposed to get married, get a job, and have kids…but mine is to see that Jurassic Park viewing party go absolutely lifeless as the Raptors lose a Game 7 at home. The Sixers monumental win in Game 6 to stave off elimination was as impressive as it was predictable. […]
Yea, you read that headline right. Ben Simmons, the Sixers franchise point guard, said in an interview with the lovely Doris Burke that he wants to stay with Joel Embiid and win championships. This goes against all the shit I’ve heard from fans of other teams and a group of simple people that push the […]