Eagles Season From Injury Hell is Still Going Strong


And for the Grand Finale of the Injury Season From Hell…DRUMROLL PLEASE… Josh McCown played the second half vs. Seattle on a torn hamstring and is scheduled to undergo surgery Tuesday, sources tell ESPN. — Tim McManus (@Tim_McManus) January 10, 2020 This is fucking ridiculous. Either someone from the Philadelphia Eagles forgot to carry Madame […]

By Aidan Powers | January 10, 2020

Seahawks Win Game, A Few Select Twitter Trolls Won Scumbag of the Day


After a month of obliterating every false, Twitter-manifested hot take about him, Carson Wentz lasted only eight plays in his first playoff game. Up from the sewers came the trolls ready to do some unwarranted victory lap for a guy suffering a brain injury. There were a few in particular that stood out, you’ve probably […]

By Aidan Powers | January 6, 2020

Sunday Could Be a Poetic Ending to a Mediocre Era of Cowboys Football


By now, you’ve all heard that Colin Cowherd is now the voice of logic and reason in Philadelphia after he obliterated WIP. His main point: Sunday’s decisive divisional matchup between the Cowboys and Eagles won’t change much for either team. Carson will still be a good quarterback. So will Dak. Both teams will still be […]

By Aidan Powers | December 20, 2019

Philly’s Stars Tell the Haters to Take a Seat


There was a hush over the Northeast after Joel Embiid’s dominant, 38 point performance in a win over the Celtics. Not a washed up talking head was stirring, not even a mouse. The big win on the road in Boston continued a week of Philly’s most notable athletes shattering mental barriers. JOEL’S ZERO TURNOVER 4TH […]

By Aidan Powers | December 13, 2019

The Eagles Offensive Struggles (Clearly) Don’t Start or End With Carson Wentz


It was a fantastic day for the Anti-Wentz brigade, as the Eagles offense looked as dreary as the weather in Sunday’s loss to the Seahawks. Yes, there is a small and loud portion of our fan base who actively roots against our franchise quarterback and unfortunately, 11 had his worst game in an Eagles uniform. […]

By Aidan Powers | November 24, 2019

Philly Fantasy Life, Vol. VI: WE’RE COMING FOR BLOOD


Before I get into it, quick point of note: any inquiries regarding your fantasy team are more than welcome. Follow, DM, and/or tweet to me via @therealyonnell with a screenshot of your team + your question before Thursday Night Football (or really whenever depending on how pressing it is to your matchup) and I will […]

By Will Connell | October 19, 2019

Did the Eagles Run the Dumbest Trick Play of All Time on Sunday?


Doug Pederson’s fake field goal call at the end of the half didn’t end up playing much of a role in the grand scheme of things. Thanks to the Eagles secondary being in absolute SHAMBLES, this outcome didn’t come down to a field goal attempt, not even close to it.   But, we need to […]

By Aidan Powers | October 14, 2019