Don’t Be Surprised When Ben and Joel Stop Carrying the Sixers Shield


In a season full of long, tiring and frustrating days, the Sixers just had their biggest. They somehow didn’t even need to play a game. Yesterday was such a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day that Sixers fans should remember it for summers to come.   Each year now, the summer shape shifts the […]

By Aidan Powers | March 25, 2020

76ers Announce Three Members of the Organization Have Tested Positive For Coronavirus


It was only a matter of time before the Sixers always failing immune systems fell victim: Sixers tested players, coaches, and specific basketball operations support staff, team says. The three positive tests came out of that grouping. https://t.co/rGiAUEv8GZ — Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) March 19, 2020 The Sixers can’t even defeat Gastroenteritis. There was no way […]

By Aidan Powers | March 19, 2020

BREAKING: The NBA Has Suspended The Season


One of the wildest epidemics in American history has just accelerated to the point of the impossible becoming reality. On the same day that the NCAA announced that the March Madness tournament will be held without any fans in attendance,  Adrian Wojnarowski dropped the Woj bomb of all Woj bombs. The NBA has suspended the […]

By Mike McCarrick | March 11, 2020