HOLY SHIT. CLAP YOUR HANDS. EVERYBODY. FOR Ben Simmons. This is the moment we have all been waiting for. The prince who was promised has finally achieved what we all knew he could do. And not just on a grainy videotape from a summer exhibition or on the Sixers Snapchat at the training facility in […]

The Sixers just threw it back to the early 70’s with the Classic Edition Uniforms: Sidebar: I would absolute watch a parody show where Joel Embiid and Ben Simmons were detectives who are partners. But, back to business: you are blessed if you’re still in college and can wear these every Saturday. Wearing these to […]

Alright, let’s get straight to the newest negativity surrounding the Sixers:   If they don’t have a story these days, they’ll make one (guess I shouldn’t quote Drake on a day like today). But, it’s hard to ignore what would be an earthshaking move for this franchise in such an important moment in the arc […]

PSA to all of our opponents here on out for the rest of the playoffs: please just talk as much shit on as this Sixers team as possible, especially Ben Simmons. I LOVED the Ben Simmons Missing Jumper Flyers, add a few of those in there! Just flat out hate as much as you can. […]

Yea, you read that headline right. Ben Simmons, the Sixers franchise point guard, said in an interview with the lovely Doris Burke that he wants to stay with Joel Embiid and win championships. This goes against all the shit I’ve heard from fans of other teams and a group of simple people that push the […]

You hear that? The tracks are rumbling. The ground is shaking. It’s the motherfucking train rolling into Money Station in the town of Wealthville. 2-0 last week in the money picks, 3-0 if you took Villanova (Rule 4.8 of degeneracy). That brings my record to 4-1 and I hope you guys hop on now because […]