The Phillies Pipe Dream of Signing Mike Trout Is Over


Shocking news out of the MLB this morning. I know we are usually sarcastic on this blog, but this truly was shocking. All signs pointed to Mike Trout testing the waters of free agency for a multitude of reasons. Firstly, going to a bigger market (I know the Angels pretend to be LA which is […]

By Aidan Powers | March 19, 2019

“Trent Thornton”: Sworn Enemy of the People


Here we are, laughing, living, and enjoying spring training. Nothing counts, we’re just having a good time and getting some reps in! Well don’t tell that to Trent Thornton, whoever the fuck that is. That’s a $330 million dollar leg you just pegged you mother fucker! This isn’t the Sixers, where when you acquire a […]

By Aidan Powers | March 15, 2019

Bankrupt the Bookie Volume 6: Conference Tourney Double Down


After an unreal day of gambling yesterday, I feel morally obligated to run it back. I walked out of work yesterday with more gambling money than I made hourly. Runs like this are why we play. Scared money don’t make money. Once again we have three of the Big 5 schools playing on the same […]

By Kyle Jones |

The Eagles Trading For Bears RB Jordan Howard Would Complete Offense


Since the Philadelphia Eagles traded LeSean McCoy during the 2014 offseason, they have had to use bandaids on the running back position. But, they never thought it would be like that. After trading McCoy to the Bills, the Eagles went out and signed the leagues best rusher from the year prior, DeMarco Murray. Murray was […]

By Brandon Sommermann | March 14, 2019

Bankrupt the Bookie Volume 5: Conference Tourney Time


We are back folks for our 5th installment of Bankrupt the Bookie. Last week I couldn’t hit a money bet for my life BUT I hit every Big 5 pick I made. Gambling is a cruel mistress and you cant win them all. This week instead of doing Saturday picks we have the A10 tournament […]

By Kyle Jones |

WTF Were the Giants Thinking?


Over the last week, the NFL has gone absolutely haywire. So, if you weren’t paying attention to Odell Beckham Jr. posting Joker infused highlight tapes, I don’t blame you. Additionally this past week, Browns players were tweeting high praises of John Dorsey. It looked like something going down…but THIS?! Here are the trade terms: Giants […]

By Aidan Powers | March 13, 2019

The Flyers Will Not Go Quietly Into The Night, 3-Points Out Of Playoff Spot


The Philadelphia Flyers beat the Ottawa Senators, 3-2, Monday night at the Wells Fargo Center. After being down 1-0 after the 1st period, the Flyers roared back with 3 goals in the 2nd period to propel them to victory. The three goal 2nd period started with Oscar Lindblom tipping home a Gostisbehere shot off of […]

By Brandon Sommermann | March 11, 2019