CONFIRMED: Bucks AT Sixers on Christmas Day (Screw You Disney on Ice)


It’s been teased for quite some time, but the Sixers officially have a home game on Christmas. Get fucked, Disney on Ice. This could not be more perfect. Firstly, thank God that we finally have a home game on Christmas instead of playing in Boston or New York or any other East Coast city. What […]

By Aidan Powers | August 2, 2019

Did the Sixers Just Release the Greatest Darty Jersey of all Time?


The Sixers just threw it back to the early 70’s with the Classic Edition Uniforms: Sidebar: I would absolute watch a parody show where Joel Embiid and Ben Simmons were detectives who are partners. But, back to business: you are blessed if you’re still in college and can wear these every Saturday. Wearing these to […]

By Aidan Powers | August 1, 2019

The Phillies Just Traded For Your High School’s English Teacher


Jason Vargas is boring. The trade is boring. Late summer baseball is boring. This team is boring. If you’re looking for numbers and stats this isn’t the blog you want to read. And if you want to read boring stats about a boring player in a boring trade then you probably don’t follow this blog. […]

By Vince Scian | July 29, 2019

Ranking the Best Eagles Road Games to Attend This Season


It’s getting to be that time of year where we have the itch. That football itch. We are ready to get back into the swing of things with the Birds and it cannot come soon enough. While we still have some down time, we as fans need to plan our road trips to Eagles away […]

By Aidan Powers | July 22, 2019

The Cry Baby Sore Loser Award Goes To…


Is there such a thing of tampering in the NBA? Is tampering even something that needs to be discussed in the NBA? Well, according to the Boston Celtics, they believe the Sixers tampered with their ex-forward, Al Horford. In a shocking report by ESPNs Brian Windhorst, the Celtics believe the Sixers contacted Al Horford before […]

By Brandon Sommermann | July 19, 2019

Kids at the Phils Game Took Full Advantage of the Rain Delay


If you stayed up to watch to the Phillies last night, you are an insane person. It gives me serious anxiety to think people with standard 9-5 jobs stayed up to watch the Phillies bullpen. But, if you did, these kids are giving us a reason to feel good about the Phillies. Well, not really […]

By Aidan Powers | July 18, 2019