Kyrie Irving Actually Made Himself Look Like An IDIOT On Christmas


What a performance from Kyrie Irving on Christmas. It was one of those performances where you couldn’t even be mad because he played fantastic basketball. 40 points, the game-tying bucket at the end of regulation, and two back breaking three pointers in overtime. It was a real Grinch move on his part to ruin Christmas […]

By Aidan Powers | December 26, 2018

Ben Simmons Needs to Get Thrown In the Water to Learn How to Swim


I’ll never forget how I learned how to swim because it was one of the most frightening experiences of my adolescence. And I almost got kidnapped one time. I was taking swimming lessons at the local Y, like most kids do. And we’re all super young and don’t have a clue what we’re doing. So, […]

By Aidan Powers |

What Was The Main Reason The Sixers Got Jimmy Butler Again?


First, Merry Christmas to all who celebrate and Happy Holidays from us here at Philly Fan Life. We at Philly Fan Life hope you had a great holiday and hope yesterday’s Sixers debacle didn’t ruin your day. Why are we not surprised. The Sixers blew another late lead in Boston. We tried to prepare you […]

By Brandon Sommermann |

I’ve Already Mentally Prepped Myself For the Celtics Ruining Christmas


Less than a week ago, here were the current state of affairs with the Boston Celtics: The entire month of December, and really the whole season for the Celtics hasn’t gone the way some people have planned. And when I say some people…. What better time to turn the ship around than a nationally televised […]

By Aidan Powers | December 24, 2018

The Sixers Need Depth, They Also Need to Fix Stupid


The Sixers lack depth. It was true when the week started. It was (painfully) true in their 113-102 loss to the Raptors. When they tip off  against the Pistons tonight, it will STILL remain true.   Look, I’m not saying anything you haven’t heard on Twitter or read on other blogs. It’s clear to anyone […]

By Aidan Powers | December 5, 2018

Please Sign This Petition to Ban Kendall Jenner From the Wells Fargo Center


It has come to the attention of Sixers fans that Ben Simmons has rekindled his relations with Kendall Jenner, a member of the notorious, career killing Kardashian/Jenner family. Jenner was front and center in attendance for the Sixers loss to the worst team in the league, the Cleveland Cavaliers. Better known as the Island of […]

By Aidan Powers | November 23, 2018

Ha! The Celtics Stink Right Now


Imagine, if you would, a world where Simmons and Embiid are gone for part or all of the season but the Sixers still make the Conference finals. There is optimism in the city. The Eagles have just won the Super Bowl, the Sixers are getting their TWO BEST PLAYERS back for the new season.   […]

By Vince Scian |

Allow Me To Reintroduce Myself, My Name Is … JIMMY BUTLER


In the words of Jay-Z’s hit song, Public Service Announcement. Allow Me To Reintroduce Myself, My Name Is … JIMMY BUTLER. After being acquired for two of the most prolific “process” guys there were, Jimmy Butler didn’t start off his tenure in Philadelphia on a good note. One of the main reasons the Sixers acquired […]

By Brandon Sommermann | November 18, 2018