Everyone Please Pay Attention to Jimmy Butler Because He Works Out at 3:30am


.@JimmyButler showed up at 3:30am for the Heat's 10am training camp 😳 pic.twitter.com/WB99O9md6J — SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) October 2, 2019 Let’s start here, we shouldn’t hate Jimmy Butler. He was a crutch that allowed Joel and Ben to blossom as young players with an obvious lack of big-game experience. It was nice to have a dependable […]

By Aidan Powers | October 2, 2019

In a truly Un-American Effort, the USA Celtics Collapse at FIBA World Cup


Looking at the team USA roster this year, you knew this wasn’t exactly the dream team but you thought they would be able to handle the world teams made up of perennial role players. They had four Celtics players on the roster and Donovan Mitchell, who took time off from arguing whether Ben Simmons is […]

By Fred Courduff | September 12, 2019

NBA Releases Schedule For Sixers Upcoming 82-0 Season


Before any season starts, it is really important to attach lofty expectations to a team in this city. That is one of our strengths as a fan base. Look how well that worked out for the Phillies. So today, the NBA has released its schedule for the upcoming season, given us an in-depth look at […]

By Aidan Powers | August 12, 2019

CONFIRMED: Bucks AT Sixers on Christmas Day (Screw You Disney on Ice)


It’s been teased for quite some time, but the Sixers officially have a home game on Christmas. Get fucked, Disney on Ice. This could not be more perfect. Firstly, thank God that we finally have a home game on Christmas instead of playing in Boston or New York or any other East Coast city. What […]

By Aidan Powers | August 2, 2019

Did the Sixers Just Release the Greatest Darty Jersey of all Time?


The Sixers just threw it back to the early 70’s with the Classic Edition Uniforms: Sidebar: I would absolute watch a parody show where Joel Embiid and Ben Simmons were detectives who are partners. But, back to business: you are blessed if you’re still in college and can wear these every Saturday. Wearing these to […]

By Aidan Powers | August 1, 2019

The Cry Baby Sore Loser Award Goes To…


Is there such a thing of tampering in the NBA? Is tampering even something that needs to be discussed in the NBA? Well, according to the Boston Celtics, they believe the Sixers tampered with their ex-forward, Al Horford. In a shocking report by ESPNs Brian Windhorst, the Celtics believe the Sixers contacted Al Horford before […]

By Brandon Sommermann | July 19, 2019

The Jimmy Butler Experiment Was a Colossal Failure


The dust is finally starting to settle for the Sixers and the rest of the NBA after a chaotic past day or so. Everyone seems to be winners so far except the Knicks and the realtor who sold Jimmy Butler that $6 million house in Ambler. For the Sixers, they took three dubs yesterday. They […]

By Aidan Powers | July 1, 2019