I know your life goals are supposed to get married, get a job, and have kids…but mine is to see that Jurassic Park viewing party go absolutely lifeless as the Raptors lose a Game 7 at home. The Sixers monumental win in Game 6 to stave off elimination was as impressive as it was predictable. […]

Last night in Toronto went as poorly as it could go. Now, as a fan base, we’ve been pretty good at burying our emotions deep when it comes to our sports teams causing midterm. But this series isn’t over and it’s coming back home. So, instead of being a bunch of sad sacks from now […]

PSA to all of our opponents here on out for the rest of the playoffs: please just talk as much shit on as this Sixers team as possible, especially Ben Simmons. I LOVED the Ben Simmons Missing Jumper Flyers, add a few of those in there! Just flat out hate as much as you can. […]

I’ll never forget when the Warriors started out. Before all the titles, it was just the Splash Bros! They were so much fun. They weren’t championship contenders, but who would win the 3 point contest? Mark Jackson was a good guy, not a great coach. The team as a whole, led by Davidson underdog Steph […]

The Sixers start their playoff run tomorrow!! All these trades, all these moves, the entirety of The Process was for THIS MOMENT. Let’s get excited!  This is like if a pilot told you the flight was going to hit extreme turbulence and he wasn’t sure if the plane was going to land safely. I’ve seen […]