Phillies Wear All Black Uniforms to Signify Their Own Funeral


Hello, this is what I tweeted after the Phillies sweep of the Red Sox. I stand here as the dumbest person alive, falling for the Phillies act again: They REALLY outdid themselves with this one. Well after the Phillies blew a 7 run lead and Vince Velasquez was removed, Ben Davis poses the question as […]

By Aidan Powers | August 24, 2019

The Phillies are Officially on Swag Watch After Last Night


The life was gone from this team. They were dead behind the eyes while putting on a happy face. The season was pronounced dead (by me but also others probably). Then something happened maybe. They fire hitting coach John Mallee. They hire Charlie Manuel as his replacement. You may have heard of him. They put […]

By Vince Scian | August 16, 2019

Skip Bayless is NOT Happy With His Cowboys Up to No Good Again


Wow, chalk this up in the things you hate to see:   He’s been broken yet again 🤣🤣🤣. Skip Bayless: “The Philadelphia Eagles now sit in the catbird seat in the NFC East…Why are my Cowboys, for decades…led the NFL in lawbreaking, in rule-breaking , in bad acting, in suspensions?”#FlyEaglesFly pic.twitter.com/VKiYEMm4iO — Philly Influencer (@PHL_Influencer) […]

By Aidan Powers | August 9, 2019

The Phillies Just Traded For Your High School’s English Teacher


Jason Vargas is boring. The trade is boring. Late summer baseball is boring. This team is boring. If you’re looking for numbers and stats this isn’t the blog you want to read. And if you want to read boring stats about a boring player in a boring trade then you probably don’t follow this blog. […]

By Vince Scian | July 29, 2019

Seranthony Dominguez Has Possible UCL Damage In Elbow


What I’ve grown to accept with the Phillies is just to assume the worst. When it comes to injuries, it is going to going to be the worst case scenario. It appears as though we have another prime example of this as Seranthony seeks a second opinion on his damaged elbow with possible Tommy John […]

By Aidan Powers | June 7, 2019

Phillies Trade For Jay Bruce Close to Being Finalized


So this was a trade that was done, then a trade that was talked about, then a trade that was probable and now…a trade being finalized. Well, the Phillies are 1 for 1 on fire sale trades with the Mariners this year. If Jean Segura is everything we hoped JP Crawford was going to be, […]

By Aidan Powers | June 2, 2019