The Phillies Are Royally Screwed


I’m not going to sugarcoat this. I will not try to convince anyone of anything good. If you came here looking for any sort of hope for the Phillies this summer, you’ve come to the wrong place. On today, June 26, with the Phillies three games above .500 and 2.5 games back of the last […]

By Matt Szczypiorski | June 26, 2022

The Phillies Pipe Dream of Signing Mike Trout Is Over


Shocking news out of the MLB this morning. I know we are usually sarcastic on this blog, but this truly was shocking. All signs pointed to Mike Trout testing the waters of free agency for a multitude of reasons. Firstly, going to a bigger market (I know the Angels pretend to be LA which is […]

By Aidan Powers | March 19, 2019

MLB Insider Guarantees Mike Trout Will Be a Phillie


MLB Insider, Jim Bowden, did an interview today discussing the aftermath of the Harper signing and had a ton to say about Mike Trout’s impending free agency as well. Here’s his sound byte: As if guaranteeing that Trout will be on this team in two years wasn’t enough, Bowden also said that Harper TEXTED Trout […]

By Aidan Powers | March 1, 2019