Bears Propose A Merger With Eagles To Become The Chiladelphia Beagles


In an effort to save their season, the Chicago Bears have recently announced their decision to propose a merger with the Philadelphia Eagles to become the Chiladelphia Beagles. Bears matriarch Virginia Halas McCaskey states: “I’m tired of watching my team have a good defense and suck on offense over and over again, I think a […]

By Mike McCarrick | November 2, 2019

Eagles Were Smart Not to Buy From Stupid Teams at Deadline


Trade deadline came and went and it was boring as hell. As someone who never watched Game of Thrones, this is what Twitter was like during the final season of that show. All of that hype leading up, then absolute let down to follow.   But for the Eagles, they were probably smart not to […]

By Aidan Powers | October 30, 2019

There May Be the Tiniest of Silver Linings in the Eagles Pathetic Loss to the Cowboys


Pretty much everyone at this point as seen Silver Linings Playbook. What a great flick and not just because the Eagles actually beat Dallas in that one. Almost a decade after its release, the movie still holds relevance because of Bradley Cooper’s character constant clinging to the mantra of “excelsior”. Finding a underlying positive during […]

By Aidan Powers | October 21, 2019

Philly Fantasy Life, Vol. VI: WE’RE COMING FOR BLOOD


Before I get into it, quick point of note: any inquiries regarding your fantasy team are more than welcome. Follow, DM, and/or tweet to me via @therealyonnell with a screenshot of your team + your question before Thursday Night Football (or really whenever depending on how pressing it is to your matchup) and I will […]

By Will Connell | October 19, 2019

And the Newest Pipe Dream Trade For Eagles Fans Should Be…


Alright, so it’s been like 3 weeks since the Eagles missed out on Jalen Ramsey as he was traded to the Rams. Which, in Philly sports time is basically 44 years. It is time to pick ourselves up, get back on the saddle and chase down stars from other teams that we probably have no […]

By Aidan Powers | October 18, 2019

Howie’s Biggest Mistake as Eagles GM


By now you know the news the Rams have traded a 2020 and 2021 1st round pick along with a 2021 4th round pick  for All-Pro Cornerback Jalen Ramsey. Our pipe dream is dead. A lockdown corner who can shut down the opposing team’s number one receiver threat without the need of safety help over […]

By Nick Fiore | October 17, 2019

The Eagles Season Is Pretty Much Make or Break in Dallas


The 2019 Philadelphia Eagles season may very well come down to Sunday night in Dallas. Which is wild given it’s Week 7. These are very odd circumstances though. This season feels like its teetering on its axis at this point. After not getting Jalen Ramsey and getting cooked in Minnesota, morale around the team seems […]

By Nick Mcaneney | October 16, 2019

Zach Brown Gets Cut to Send Message to Shut Up and Play Football Better


Zach Brown plays football for a living. Zach Brown was not playing good. Zach Brown got cut. Open and shut case. The thing everybody is going to point to is his comments about Kirk Cousins and how it may have inspired Cousins to stop playing like hot garbage long enough to sling the ball up […]

By Fred Courduff | October 14, 2019