A Phillies Fan Got Absolutely Nailed By The Phanatics’s Hot Dog Cannon


I know we’re busy arguing about whether the Phillies are actually good or if Gabe Kapler is a legitimate manager but we need to take some time to focus on the real pressing issue: I don’t want to laugh at someone else’s pain but that article literally made me laugh out loud. At first, I […]

By Aidan Powers | June 20, 2018

Mikal Bridges or Kevin Knox?


It’s getting to be about crunch time in the #EmbraceDebate that is Mikal Bridges vs Kevin Knox. With the NBA Draft merely hours away, the two names most associated with the Sixers are these two Otto Porter clones. Knox just finished up his second private workout in Philly and Bridges is who Adrian Wojnarowskj has […]

By Aidan Powers | June 19, 2018

I’m Somehow Talking Myself Into Trae Young And The Rumors Are Swirling


We are quickly approaching draft night in the NBA which means I have reached my data limit for the month watching YouTube scouting videos. My eyes are bloodshot, my family group text is a war zone because I ran up our data charges, and I’ve memorized wing spans like they are my social security number. […]

By Aidan Powers |

19 Runs and A Lot of Vomit Later, The Phils Are 37-32


Alright, the Phillies hung on to win yesterday, 10-9 over the Brewers. After taking 2 out of 3 in the series, the Phillies now sit at 37-32 on the year. Now, let’s stop pretending we care and get to the real eye grabbing highlight from yesterday’s affair: This blog post is not to make fun […]

By Aidan Powers |

The Eagles Super Bowl Rings Have Been Unveiled and They Look Like Sex


You’ll never forget where you were the night the Philadelphia Eagles defeated the New England Patriots in Super Bowl LII. You’ll also never forget where you were the night you saw the same Eagles get their Super Bowl rings on a shitty quality, Brandon Graham Instagram live video: I have never been more proud of […]

By Aidan Powers | June 14, 2018

Let’s Hope a Brett Brown Takeover Opens the Door For Kawhi


The smoke from the burner accounts has cleared. Sixers fans can finally walk around outside to enjoy the sunshine again knowing that Jerry Colangelo is dead to us. Things are going back to normal. Ben and Kendall no longer fornicate (I think),  Markelle is working out with Elite NBA trainer Drew Hanley, and JoJo has […]

By Kyle Jones |

The Mets Meltdown Caught On Video Makes Me Miss Chase and the Old Days


By: Vince Scian & Aidan Powers If you remember, Chase Utley slid a bitttt hard into second base during the 2015 MLB Playoffs, breaking the leg of Mets second baseman Reuben Tejada. Some say it was dirty. Others say it was a good, hard slide of a gritty player (this is the correct take). Either […]

By Vince Scian | June 13, 2018

Are The Phillies Serious?!? Vol. 1: Bullpen BARELY Didn’t Blow It


Before I get my engine going, I’ll quickly explain what you’re about to experience. I’m going to start doing this as sort of a “column” whenever I have to rant about the stupid shit our beloved teams do. Please feel free to comment with your emotions as well because it’s important we let it all […]

By Vince Scian |