When was the last time you sat and thought, “Wow thank the lucky stars for Chip Kelly”? I think this every day and thank the football gods for giving him to us. Optimism isn’t something that is generally commonplace in the City of Brother Love and I am now going to explain why all […]
By: Aaron Black Last night was undoubtedly one of the biggest wins of the season for the Phils. After losing 4 straight and the Braves playing a shitty Marlins team, the Phillies easily could have lost hold of first place in the NL East. It was only a 2-game series , but what these 2 […]
So, a very hot Philadelphia team committed a felony via trade mid-season. But it’s July 31st…not October 31st and Matt Klentak is using Jedi mind tricks, not Howie Roseman. This trade deadline was a breath of fresh air for this first place Phils team that was still on the fence of being good believe […]
You know how you see things in Philadelphia going viral (dumpster pools, climbing greased poles) and you think to yourself “that’s so Philly”? Well, we have our next installment of that: That low snap gave me the WORST anxiety. Whoever was Jason Kelce in this reenactment almost ruined the mother’s 9 months of child bearing. […]
Dak Prescott is having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week. From his comments on standing for the anthem to being pitted against Dez Bryant on social media, Dak has spent the beginning of training camp in the headlines for all the wrong reasons. To spin it for Dak, at least those issues are […]
Well, we’re like two practices into training camp and the Cowboys are already up to their old ways. The roster is looking mediocre on paper, the owner is acting like the old white elitist asshole he is and Dez Bryant is being a team cancer…despite not being on the team. Oh, and Sean Lee is […]
By: Aaron Black It’s late July and the world of sports is in its seasonal lull (except for us Phillies fans), but there are images appearing from South Philadelphia of a red headed man flexing on the football world in BIG ways. Our quarterback and messiah, Carson Wentz, was seen running out to the field […]
A new season of Eagles football is officially upon us and training camp opened up this week. With the new season comes less opportunity to gloat about our victory in Super Bowl LII. Before the race to repeat begins, we take one last trip down memory lane and highlight some of the less appreciated yet […]
By: Mike Chisdock I spent a whole $9 on a Phillies ticket for the first game back from the All-Star break to see Manny Machado, only to lose out to LA again. Welp, life goes on. They got this far without Manny Machado and there is no reason to believe that the Phillies still can’t […]
Remember a few days ago, when we began an article by posting a variety of tweets from different MLB Insiders, all saying in a roundabout way that Manny Machado was going to get traded to the Phillies inevitably? Well, fuck us right? Swing and a miss on another campaign to bring a star to […]