If you were in Philly to watch the Super Bowl this past Sunday, you know it poured rain. It rained all day, it was on and off and sometimes heavy. I would know because I sat outside in it during halftime. My mind and my nerves wouldn’t let me sit there during a halftime show and […]
Well, here we are. The moment we’ve yearned for and the game we always wanted has finally arrived. And to think, all it took was: Teddy Bridgewater hurting his knee so the Vikings had to give up a first round pick with which we took Derek Barnett, trading our star receiver a few weeks before […]
I’m not a betting man, because to be a betting man you must first have money. I am poor. But if I did, throw it all on Nelson Agholor as Super Bowl MVP at 66/1 odds. That’s taking candy from a baby. Not only does the match-up make a lot of sense, but he has […]
I’m not sure who runs the Philadelphia Eagles social media accounts, but I hope they get paid the same amount as the players do. This latest, and possibly final hype video of the season has me ready to run through a god damn wall: When I was little, I had a replica Eagles helmet and […]
Fuck Boston and their entire fanbase. Not only have they come out this week and proclaimed that the Patriots fans deserve a blowout against the Eagles because all of their other championships were too stressful, but they’ve also come into our city and disrespected our most prized possession: The Cheesesteak.
Every day for as long as I can remember, and I do mean every day, I’ve envisioned the Philadelphia Eagles winning a Super Bowl. In almost every one of those daydreams, the Birds come out of the tunnel to Dreams and Nightmares, going nuts on the sideline and then demolish their Super Bowl opponent. Well, […]
One interesting storyline going into the Super Bowl 52 match-up between the Eagles and Patriots is looking at what could be and what is. The Patriots, with a quarterback at age 40, and on the cusp of losing their coordinators, could see their reign that spanned almost two decades coming to a close. The Eagles, […]
Philly (suburbs) rapper, Lil Dicky took to Twitter over the weekend and declared he’s officially OUT on Super Bowl tickets. The reason? Because if we win, it’s the end of this city as we know it. Going to the Super Bowl could easily be the greatest sports fan bucket list item one could possibly […]
If this were a boxing match, Joel Embiid’s vicious tomahawk dunk over Russell Westbrook would have been an absolute haymaker and a first round knockout: If the dunk was a knockout, the staredown was taking his lifeless body out of the ring and burying it in the parking lot. Here I was, minding my own […]
Ever since Vikings fans’ pathetic plot to takeover The Linc was foiled, they have been spreading fake news about how harsh Eagles fans can be. The cries from Minneapolis, the new softest fan base in America, have not gone unnoticed by the national media. The, “Eagles fans are trash” hot take is especially rampant up […]