Flyers Smoke Rangers And They Are IN


The Flyers dominated the Rangers Saturday afternoon in Philadelphia, 5-0, to cement their spot in the Stanley Cup Playoffs. They were led by Captain and Hart Trophy Candidate Claude Giroux. Giroux, who needed 1 point to record his first ever 100-point season, had a day to remember. Giroux just didn’t just get the 1 point […]

By Brandon Sommermann | April 7, 2018

Is Gabe Kapler The Phillies Version Of Chip Kelly?


When the Eagles hired Chip Kelly as their head coach, he was seen as a trailblazer. Kelly was seen to bring a whole new dynamic and style of coaching to the NFL. Kelly was also seen as the thinking-outside-the-box candidate for the Eagles.   When the Phillies promoted Pete Mackanin to Special Advisor to GM […]

By Brandon Sommermann | April 4, 2018

The Flyers Twisty And Turvy Season Could End In The Most Hilarious Way


Just like they drew it up, right?   When the Flyers exited the month of November, they sat in last place. The reason wasn’t because of a poor start to the season. No. It was because of a poor month of November.   After going 6-5-1 to start the season, the Flyers had a month […]

By Brandon Sommermann | April 3, 2018

Is Villanova a Philly School?


On the cusp of Villanova’s second national title in three years, the burning questioned has to be asked: Are they even a Philly school? The minute they wheeled Sister Jean’s decrepit ass off the court on Saturday night, Villanova three pointers started falling. It was as if the casual viewer could feel how overwhelmed Kansas […]

By Aidan Powers | April 1, 2018

Ben Simmons is a Young Magic and the Hawks Suck


I’ll be honest, going into Friday’s nights matchup with the Atlanta Hawks, I thought the Sixers winning streak was coming to a close. Now, it wasn’t because we have begun our late season journey without Joel Embiid but more because of Ben Simmons’ PUBG comment with Karl Anthony-Towns. I thought the Hawks would show up […]

By Aidan Powers | March 31, 2018

Phillies Blow Enormous Lead and Joel Embiid Literally Broke His Face; It’s Good to Have You Back Philly Sports


First, we had this: And then, we had this: Two tweets. Eleven minutes apart. The sports Gods saw us mocking the Vikings “SKOL” chant while celebrating Markelle Fultz’ return and thought, “Wow, those mother fuckers are having wayyyy too much fun”. So, in typical Philadelphia sports fashion, everything crashed and burned in such a twisted […]

By Aidan Powers | March 29, 2018

Five Flyers Observations : Punched, Battered, But Not Beaten


The Flyers beat the Colorado Avalanche 2-1 Wednesday night in Denver.   The Flyers were led by a strong first period with goals by Claude Giroux and Ivan Provorov. Those two goals were enough to barely hold on for the win.   Petr Mrazek was a perfect 17 for 17 in relief of Michal Neuvirth, […]

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Dario Saric and His Reactions Are a Croatian National Treasure


The best part about the Eagles last year (aside from the fact that they were really fucking good) was how likable each and every one of them was. It was so fun to root for that group of guys every Sunday. Now, as we hunker down for the NBA playoffs, our lovable, young Sixers are […]

By Aidan Powers | March 28, 2018

OH MY GOD, IT’S HAPPENING: Markelle Fultz is Available to Play Tonight


The Sixers just went ahead and announced Markelle Fultz’ return like it was a Jordan restock: If there was ever a time to use the gif of Michael freaking out about Dwight’s fire safety drill, now would be that time In what has been the most peculiar season for a rookie possibly ever, Fultz has […]

By Aidan Powers | March 26, 2018