Ben Simmons is a Young Magic and the Hawks Suck


I’ll be honest, going into Friday’s nights matchup with the Atlanta Hawks, I thought the Sixers winning streak was coming to a close. Now, it wasn’t because we have begun our late season journey without Joel Embiid but more because of Ben Simmons’ PUBG comment with Karl Anthony-Towns. I thought the Hawks would show up […]

By Aidan Powers | March 31, 2018

Phillies Blow Enormous Lead and Joel Embiid Literally Broke His Face; It’s Good to Have You Back Philly Sports


First, we had this: And then, we had this: Two tweets. Eleven minutes apart. The sports Gods saw us mocking the Vikings “SKOL” chant while celebrating Markelle Fultz’ return and thought, “Wow, those mother fuckers are having wayyyy too much fun”. So, in typical Philadelphia sports fashion, everything crashed and burned in such a twisted […]

By Aidan Powers | March 29, 2018

Dario Saric and His Reactions Are a Croatian National Treasure


The best part about the Eagles last year (aside from the fact that they were really fucking good) was how likable each and every one of them was. It was so fun to root for that group of guys every Sunday. Now, as we hunker down for the NBA playoffs, our lovable, young Sixers are […]

By Aidan Powers | March 28, 2018

OH MY GOD, IT’S HAPPENING: Markelle Fultz is Available to Play Tonight


The Sixers just went ahead and announced Markelle Fultz’ return like it was a Jordan restock: If there was ever a time to use the gif of Michael freaking out about Dwight’s fire safety drill, now would be that time In what has been the most peculiar season for a rookie possibly ever, Fultz has […]

By Aidan Powers | March 26, 2018

Howie: The New Hinkie


In the NFL, there is no offseason and boy, did Howie Roseman get the memo. In an offseason where the Eagles are strapped for cash, a few of our favorite guys may be hitting the road. It was presumed that every move we made this spring would be a cost cutter including the forever raging […]

By Aidan Powers | March 8, 2018

The Sixers Are Absolutely Scorching Earth Right Now


After taking a 13 point lead against the Cavs on the road in the 4th quarter Thursday night, you could see the Sixers set up for failure. With the memory of ‘06 Dwayne Wade killing Philly still seared in our brains from a few nights ago, the fear of the young Sixers core blowing another late […]

By Aidan Powers | March 3, 2018