The OFFICIAL Sixers Season Preview: Roundtable of THE Takes


The most anticipated Sixers season in God knows how long is finally upon us. Our staff knows that being three seasons removed from winning 10 games and now playing on opening night in the NBA, this is no time for anything but the most bold and precise takes:   The Official 2017-18 Philadelphia 76ers Hot […]

By Aidan Powers | October 16, 2018

Life Of A Philly Fan Just Got Bigger, Find Out All The Details Inside


Well, the secret is out. Life Of A Philly Fan is expanding. You know us from our funny twitter banter on Life Of A Philly Fan. However, we are expanding our brand into the print media world.   Introducing Philly Fan Life.   Now, we are still the same old funny figures from Life Of A […]

By Brandon Sommermann | October 7, 2018

The Sixers Were Voted Most Exciting Team to Watch This Season, Because There Is No Bad Time To Remind Anti-Process People They Were Wrong


For the 7th straight year, Zach Lowe and his gang published their annual NBA League Pass Rankings: If you have a short attention span like me, I’ll save you the reading. The Sixers were first, the most watchable team in the entire NBA. Basically, here’s the gist: they rank teams based on how “watchable” they […]

By Aidan Powers | October 2, 2018

After Markelle Fultz’ First Two Preseason Games, It’s Confirmed That Jayson Tatum and Donovan Mitchell Are the 2nd and 3rd Best Players in Their Class


Well, after two preseason games, I think there are two questions that need to be asked: Who’s the third best rookie in the 2017 NBA Draft Class: Jayson Tatum or Donovan Mitchell? Do you think the Sixers will sweep the Warriors in the NBA Finals or will they need 5 games? https://twitter.com/DidTheSixersWin/status/1046935737009131521 This pull-up jumper […]

By Aidan Powers | October 1, 2018

Markelle Fultz Got His Shot Back and the Hype Train Has Left the Station


This morning, The Player’s Tribune put out a video where Nuggets PG and fellow University of Washington alumnus, Isaiah Thomas, sat down and interviewed Markelle Fultz titled “Last Year Was Last Year”. Questions ranged from stuff about college to the Sixers to his new jumper and expectations for 2018-19 and beyond. There are a couple […]

By Vince Scian | September 20, 2018

Sixers Make Questionable Decision For Newest GM


We interrupt the Eagles wide receiver watch to bring you the Sixers Sixering: Philadelphia has hired Elton Brand as general manager, league sources tell ESPN. Brand will be elevated from VP of Basketball Operations. He made strong impression on ownership and Brett Brown in process, beating out several inside and outside candidates. — Adrian Wojnarowski […]

By Aidan Powers |

Some Irrelevant Boston Sports Writer Tried To Troll Ben Simmons And Failed


Just when you couldn’t get enough of Boston sports, some irrelevant sports writer tried to troll Ben Simmons and failed. With the dawn of a new NBA season, the annual release of NBA 2K happens about a month before the regular season begins. This is always a fun time because of all the NBA players, […]

By Brandon Sommermann | September 9, 2018