Some Unfiltered, 2AM Takes on the Sixers Win Over the Warriors


Here it is, no intros, no nothing. Just pure unfiltered, slightly delusional Sixers takes after an enormous win over the Warriors.   Ben Simmons Played His Best Game as a Sixer I have been on record as saying Ben needs to become an alpha for this team to succeed. Guy’s an All-Star for a few […]

By Aidan Powers | February 1, 2019

Kristaps Porzingis, Who Didn’t Want to be Drafted by the Sixers Because They Were Losing, Got Traded From the Knicks Because They Can’t Stop Losing


What a wild day. I love these whirlwinds of rumors where every Woj tweet could mean the landscape of the NBA has shifted with a blockbuster trade. The rumors are flying and now not only AD, but also Kristaps could be gone by the trade deadline! Remember when Kristaps Porzingis “expressed his concern” with working […]

By Aidan Powers | January 31, 2019

*sigh* There Are Melo to the Sixers Rumors Out There


This is what happens when the Eagles season ends. We go down these winding rabbit holes with nothing but delusion at the end, just because we’re bored. The LA Fitness out in KOP does get some really good runs. I’d be on the lookout for Philly too! Now, I know this account isn’t very reliable. […]

By Aidan Powers | January 18, 2019

Sixers Get Their First Road Win During The Death Stretch


It’s extremely difficult to get all Sixers fans to agree on something these days. Except for THIS: the 20 point win on the road against the Pacers was the most impressive win on the year. It was a fantastic first road win on the Death Stretch™️ for the Sixers. They’ve been on a heater this week […]

By Aidan Powers | January 17, 2019

T-Wolves Admit Last Night Wasn’t a “Normal Game” Yet Lose By 40 Points Anyways in Typical Minnesota Fashion


I can’t believe this quote exists in the universe: A Minnesota team admitting it wasn’t a “normal game” with a Philly team and then proceeding to get demolished anyway seems pretty on brand for Minnesota. That city and their sport franchises are pathetic. The T-Wolves admittedly knew last night’s game meant just a smidgeeee more. […]

By Aidan Powers | January 16, 2019

Joel Embiid’s MVP Case: Last Night


Yeah I didn’t know Kevin Huerter existed until yesterday either. He showered three balls all night and proved to just about everyone how important Joel Embiid is. The difference on defense alone is night and day. Websters defines Most Valuable Player as the player who contributes the most to his or her team’s success when they should […]

By Kyle Jones | January 12, 2019

Landry Shamet is Avonte Maddox and Avonte Maddox is Landry Shamet


This past week, I have discovered the easiest comparison in the history of comparisons: Landry Shamet is Avonte Maddox (or vice versa). In their most recent, respective games, they’ve stood out with their most impressive work yet. And while you could argue it wasn’t Maddox MOST impressive display, it certainly was his most important. I […]

By Aidan Powers | January 8, 2019

ESPN Drops Click Bait Report About Jimmy Butler Being Unhappy in the Sixers Offense


There’s always something. Below is my first, irrational take when the Jimmy Butler trade went down: So, that’s pretty much how I expected the trade to play out and how the title of this article says things are going. EXCEPT…it’s absolute click-bait: “Butler has expressed a desire to teammates to play in more traditional pick-and-roll […]

By Aidan Powers | January 4, 2019