5 Jobs Matt Klentak Should Be Reassigned To


It seems like forever ago when a young doe-eyed Matt Klentak was hired to replace the unpopular Ruben Amaro Jr. as the new general manager of the Phillies. Now, five years later, everyone in Philly has a great appreciation for Amaro. In the Phillies attempt to rebuild themselves back to October glory they added decent […]

By Mike McCarrick | October 5, 2020

Tin Foil Hat Time: The Phillies Lost to the Marlins on PURPOSE


Crazy? You’re crazy for thinking they wouldn’t. I know in the cookie cutter world we live in today where everything has to be cut and dry, everyone assumes Wins directly correlate to good things and Losses directly correlates to bad things. But, that’s because you haven’t opened your third eye to the game of virtual […]

By Fred Courduff | September 15, 2020

Don’t Look Now But the Phils Are the Hottest Team In All of Baseball


"We have to go on a streak and win, ya know, 9 out of 10. It needs to happen." — Known prophet @bryceharper3 pic.twitter.com/7SdAF88JGP — Philadelphia Phillies (@Phillies) September 4, 2020 That 9 out of the last 10. 10 of the last 11. Just as the Oracle Bryce Harper predicted. Thanks to some band aids […]

By Fred Courduff | September 5, 2020

The Phillies Completely Puked Against the Orioles


There’s losing and then there’s choking, but there is also puking, and that’s exactly what the Phillies did against the almighty Baltimore Orioles. While the 2020 Orioles look somewhat better than their abominable 2018 and 2019, this is still not the 1983 Orioles we’re talking about here. In a game that turned out to be […]

By Mike McCarrick | August 12, 2020

The Phillies Just Bad News Bears’d Themselves Out Of A Win


In the 8th inning of tonight’s Orioles vs Phillies game, we saw a bare handed jump pass from a pitcher, Tim Tebow Florida style to throw out a runner stealing home. It wouldn’t even register as one of the Top 5 whackiest moments of the game that was. The Phillies Bad News Bear’s themselves out […]

By Aidan Powers | August 11, 2020

Aaron Nola Is Great & The Phillies Bullpen Stinks!


  When looking at the final score of the most recent Phillies game against the Atlanta Braves without having watched the game itself one would assume that the Phils won an entertaining shoot-out. In actuality it was really a blow out win and another pitching gem by ace Aaron Nola, whose clearly returning to more […]

By Mike McCarrick | August 10, 2020

BREAKING: Phillies vs Yankees Game CANCELLED Due To Covid Outbreak


The 2020 MLB season started on Thursday night in Washington. World Series Champions, Washington Nationals, opened the season against the New York Yankees.   However, the Nationals were without star outfielder, Juan Soto, who was a late scratch due to a positive Covid test. Fast-forward to Monday, with every team through their first series, the […]

By Brandon Sommermann | July 27, 2020

Bryce Harper Makes It Clear That Spencer Howard Should Be On The Phillies NOW


One of the biggest issues the Philadelphia Phillies had last season was starting pitching. After #1 starter, Aaron Nola, the Phillies struggled to get solid, even average, constant pitching behind him. In the offseason, the Phillies helped this issue with a major splash. Signing former Mets pitcher Zach Wheeler to a 5-year deal to be […]

By Brandon Sommermann | July 17, 2020

Before World Series Hopes, Phillies Have To Escape The Group Of Death First


When the Philadelphia Phillies open up their 2020 season, it will be against a friendly foe. The (somehow) pesky Miami Marlins. However, the Marlins may be the weakest team the Phillies face this season. Even though we lose to them all the time.   Due to Covid-19, the MLB has rearranged the league to play […]

By Brandon Sommermann | July 14, 2020

Phillies Bryce Harper Is Going To Be A Girl Dad


Remember the big sticking point rumor last offseason that Bryce Harper hated Philadelphia. Hated everything about the city and would never come here? Well, that pretty much solved itself and that supposed hatred for the city turned out actually to be love. A lot of love. Love that Bryce has said multiple times is the […]

By Brandon Sommermann | June 22, 2020