The Phillies are Tied for First in the East…So Why Not?


Close your eyes and remember a time when this team gave you goosebumps.   If you’re a little older maybe it was 1980 or ’93. If you’re like me, it’s probably 2007-2011.   I feel it again. The Phillies are fun to watch.   They’re in first place once again in the east and have […]

By Vince Scian | July 8, 2018

The Cy Young Campaign For Aaron Nola Is Absolutely A Thing Now


By: Mike Chisdock I was at Aaron Nola’s major league debut in July of 2015 against the Rays. Like any Phillies ace before him, run support would be hard to find. He lost the game 1-0 by giving up a homerun to the opposing pitcher, some guy whose name I can’t even remember, but I […]

By Aidan Powers | July 4, 2018

The Future of The Phillies Looks Like Manny Machado


Okay, I’m absolutely all in with the Phillies. You know when you can’t think of a word and how frustrated you get when it’s on the tip of your tongue?   Well winning is on the tip of the Phillies’ tongue. You can see it when they play, they’re almost there. The bats flash, the […]

By Vince Scian | July 3, 2018

A Phillies Fan Got Absolutely Nailed By The Phanatics’s Hot Dog Cannon


I know we’re busy arguing about whether the Phillies are actually good or if Gabe Kapler is a legitimate manager but we need to take some time to focus on the real pressing issue: I don’t want to laugh at someone else’s pain but that article literally made me laugh out loud. At first, I […]

By Aidan Powers | June 20, 2018

19 Runs and A Lot of Vomit Later, The Phils Are 37-32


Alright, the Phillies hung on to win yesterday, 10-9 over the Brewers. After taking 2 out of 3 in the series, the Phillies now sit at 37-32 on the year. Now, let’s stop pretending we care and get to the real eye grabbing highlight from yesterday’s affair: This blog post is not to make fun […]

By Aidan Powers | June 18, 2018

The Mets Meltdown Caught On Video Makes Me Miss Chase and the Old Days


By: Vince Scian & Aidan Powers If you remember, Chase Utley slid a bitttt hard into second base during the 2015 MLB Playoffs, breaking the leg of Mets second baseman Reuben Tejada. Some say it was dirty. Others say it was a good, hard slide of a gritty player (this is the correct take). Either […]

By Vince Scian | June 13, 2018

Are The Phillies Serious?!? Vol. 1: Bullpen BARELY Didn’t Blow It


Before I get my engine going, I’ll quickly explain what you’re about to experience. I’m going to start doing this as sort of a “column” whenever I have to rant about the stupid shit our beloved teams do. Please feel free to comment with your emotions as well because it’s important we let it all […]

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The Phils Got Thrashed by Ryan Braun Again…


 Another Brewers series, another series of watching a decaying Ryan Braun rout the Phils.   In game one he hit 2 bombs, quickly adding to his impressive career numbers against the Phils.   These numbers are absolutely absurd.   69 games .381/.423 24 homeruns 69 RBI   These numbers are significantly better than his overall […]

By Vince Scian | June 10, 2018

Gabe, Phils Running Low On Coconut Oil


As Philadelphians, we have seen many coaches come and go. Some have brought odd techniques that were supposed to redefine how the game was played(*shoots middle finger in Chip Kelly’s direction*). Others were scrutinized early for being player coaches that eventually found success.   Then there is Gabe Kapler. Gabe was advertised as an even […]

By Kyle Jones | June 9, 2018