By: Mike Chisdock After approximately 16 bounces on the rim, the Sixers season is officially over. It’s time to turn our sights strictly to baseball and the Phillies. For those of you who were half paying attention to the Phils during the NBA playoffs, let’s get you caught up. We, as Philadelphia sports fans, have […]
I remember in 6th grade they brought all the schools that fed into our high school together for a field day or some dumb shit and they said “Hellloooo Class of 2016!!!!” Eleven-year-old me laughed at the thought of the year 2016 even existing. It was 2010. Silly Bandz were all the rage. Ke$ha was […]
For all 17 of you that made it through the (freezing) April showers at the Phillies game Friday night, you saw another fantastic Bryce Harper moment. Yeah, the mammoth home runs are awesome but this was special in a different way. Bottom of the 7th, bases are loaded, Rhys Hoskins rips a single into left […]
Ask any military family or anyone who had to move place to place. Ask them what the first thing they do in a city they hate is. They’ll obviously say IMMEDIATELY make a human and raise it and all that. The Phillies new right fielder, Bryce Harper, who has a pathetic 0.000 BABIP as of […]
We are precisely one game down in the 2019 Phillies season and it went about as well as it could go. I am ready to end the season on top because that 10 run debut was perfect. Well, almost perfect. The national media is at it again. Honestly, I didn’t even know people still watches […]
This MLB season will go down in history as the shortest of all time. The 2019 season has lasted exactly one day and the Phillies finished with a perfect record and have been crowned World Series champions. What a ride it was, my friends. The ups of a McCutchen leadoff home run, Maikel with a […]
WHAT: Signing Harper WHEN: 8PM Tonight WHERE: NBCSPhilly WHO: BRYCE FREAKING HARPER A team at NBC Sports Philly has put together a short documentary that will debut tonight detailing how the Phillies landed Bryce Harper in free agency. It’s bound to be my favorite behind the scenes look at a guy getting snagged since Zero […]
Shocking news out of the MLB this morning. I know we are usually sarcastic on this blog, but this truly was shocking. All signs pointed to Mike Trout testing the waters of free agency for a multitude of reasons. Firstly, going to a bigger market (I know the Angels pretend to be LA which is […]
Before Bryce Harper ever signed his mega-deal, yesterday was bound to be a big day down in Clearwater. St. Patrick’s Humble brag, I was there. It was awesome. Harper’s foot is still attached. It was another big W in the column for “Philly fans are the best”. In fact, it was so impressive, it was […]
Here we are, laughing, living, and enjoying spring training. Nothing counts, we’re just having a good time and getting some reps in! Well don’t tell that to Trent Thornton, whoever the fuck that is. That’s a $330 million dollar leg you just pegged you mother fucker! This isn’t the Sixers, where when you acquire a […]