Using The Philly Special For Your Gender Reveal Is Very, Well, Philly


You know how you see things in Philadelphia going viral (dumpster pools, climbing greased poles) and you think to yourself “that’s so Philly”? Well, we have our next installment of that: That low snap gave me the WORST anxiety. Whoever was Jason Kelce in this reenactment almost ruined the mother’s 9 months of child bearing. […]

By Aidan Powers | July 30, 2018

Good to See the Cowboys Are Imploding Already


Well, we’re like two practices into training camp and the Cowboys are already up to their old ways. The roster is looking mediocre on paper, the owner is acting like the old white elitist asshole he is and Dez Bryant is being a team cancer…despite not being on the team. Oh, and Sean Lee is […]

By Aidan Powers | July 27, 2018

Carson has Sex (and the knee looks good too)


By: Aaron Black It’s late July and the world of sports is in its seasonal lull (except for us Phillies fans), but there are images appearing from South Philadelphia of a red headed man flexing on the football world in BIG ways. Our quarterback and messiah, Carson Wentz, was seen running out to the field […]

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13 Under Appreciated Moments From the Eagles Super Bowl Season


A new season of Eagles football is officially upon us and training camp opened up this week. With the new season comes less opportunity to gloat about our victory in Super Bowl LII. Before the race to repeat begins, we take one last trip down memory lane and highlight some of the less appreciated yet […]

By Aidan Powers | July 26, 2018

Demarco Murray Is Retiring From Sliding On 3rd & 1 Carries


Today, we say goodbye to one of the faces of some of the darkest days in Eagles history (in my lifetime at least).   Here lies Demarco Murray: a downhill runner who didn’t fit Chip Kelly’s system and was run into the ground by the Dallas Cowboys. I’ll never forget the off-season in which we […]

By Aidan Powers | July 13, 2018

An Instagram Post Has a Former Eagles Star In HOT Water


It’s been a few years since Shady McCoy was out there breaking ankles in the Philadelphia Eagles backfield, but the memories are still fresh. McCoy was one of the most electric players in Eagles history and will go down as one of the most electric running backs in NFL history. Unfortunately, there’s a possibility that […]

By Aidan Powers | July 10, 2018

The Eagles Super Bowl Rings Have Been Unveiled and They Look Like Sex


You’ll never forget where you were the night the Philadelphia Eagles defeated the New England Patriots in Super Bowl LII. You’ll also never forget where you were the night you saw the same Eagles get their Super Bowl rings on a shitty quality, Brandon Graham Instagram live video: I have never been more proud of […]

By Aidan Powers | June 14, 2018

Let’s Talk About The Eagles Young Guys


After February 4, 2018 I just wanted the NFL to disband, making the Eagles champions forever. That didn’t happen. So, as mandatory mini camp gets underway, a new season is upon us and there will be a lot of change for the Birds. Most of the time, if a team has hit the ceiling of […]

By Aidan Powers | June 12, 2018

Carson Wentz Being A Noted Celebrity At The NBA Finals Is Actually Important


It’s nearing a week since the NBA Finals ended shortly after they began. After what was honestly an insane season full of drama and intrigue, it ended in the most anti-climatic way possible. Different year same outcome: people bitching about Kevin Durant leaving Oklahoma City because Russ Westbrook is a glorified AAU player and pondering […]

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