HERE WE GO AGAIN


THE EAGLES ARE STILL ALIVE. I REPEAT. THE EAGLES ARE STILL ALIVE. The defending Super Bowl Champs, the Philadelphia Eagles, are on to New Orleans after a 16-15 win against the Chicago Bears in Week 1 of the NFL Playoffs.   Something the Atlanta Falcons couldn’t do last season, the Eagles actually scored on 4th […]

By Brandon Sommermann | January 6, 2019

New Eagles Hype Video Alert


First playoff game of the year, new Eagles hype video. I wouldn’t say it’s run through a wall worthy. But, Malcom Jenkins could read an instruction manual about a blender to me and I would pay attention.  I’m also very much in on any video that samples Colin Cowherd sounding like an idiot. If you […]

By Aidan Powers | January 4, 2019

Report: Carson Wentz’s Back Injury May Have Happened In Week 6


Could the root to Carson Wentz back injury have happened against the New York Giants in week 6? That is a very good possibility. It was announced on December 12th that Carson Wentz sustained a fracture in his back. That fracture being in one of his vertebrae in his lower-back, revealed in a scan that […]

By Brandon Sommermann | January 2, 2019

Imagine Being as Pathetic and Sad as Minnesota


By Aidan Powers & Vince Scian Anytime we get near the end of the year, people reflect on how long of a year it’s been. I can’t believe 2018 was so long Black Panther came out this year! I can’t believe 2018 was so long the Winter Olympics were this year! Fascinating that one year […]

By Vince Scian | December 31, 2018

Thank You Chicago, But We Are Coming For You Now


Thank You Chicago, Thank You Chicago, Thank You Chicago. The Chicago Bears you are the man.   Now that we got that out of our system. Chicago, we are coming. No more MR NICE GUY. You helped us get into the playoffs. But, that may not have been a good decision. The Eagles are coming for […]

By Brandon Sommermann | December 30, 2018

Heroes Get Remembered, But BDN Never Dies


Come on, admit it. You knew as soon as Nick  Foles was absolutely pummeled by Jadeveon Clowney, he was coming back to finish off that final drive. Even if Foles’ rib was protruding from his chest like a wish bone in a Thanksgiving Turkey, he would’ve still led that team down the field. Because losing […]

By Aidan Powers | December 24, 2018

Every Important Game Is At 4:25ET Next Week


According to the graphics department on Sunday Night Football, if you’re game is even remotely important next week, it’s at 4:25ET.   I love this, I also hate this.    Love, because we are STILL playing meaningful football. It’s cool that our game got flexed this way. We’ve spent so many weeks living on the […]

By Aidan Powers | December 23, 2018

My Right Pooper Is Officially On The Line


Look, sometimes I say things in certain emotional states. My jubilance really gets me in trouble. I didn’t expect a win in La La  Land and if you did, I refuse to believe you. After the final whistle, I may have talked myself into believing in BD Nick once again. A short time ago, I […]

By Kyle Jones |

Ski Mask Is The New Dog Mask


After last Sunday’s guy-wrenching outcome in Dallas, I had this whole big post written out. It was a huge rant (like most of the shit on our blog) about how the worst part of that fumble recovery call was the new trend it stripped us of: the ski mask. After that loss to the Cowboys, […]

By Aidan Powers | December 17, 2018

Some Things I’ve Learned With Carson Breaking His Back


In this day and age, it feels like light-years since the news broke that Carson Wentz has a fractured vertebrae. About 600 Kanye tweets ago, the rumor mill was churning in regards to Carson’s back soreness turned fracture. Here are some things I’ve learned since the news broke. 1) Effective Forms of Medieval Torture When […]

By Aidan Powers | December 14, 2018