Get Chris Heck The Hell Out Of Philadelphia

What a fucking Dork. .

Get this soft, pansy-ass nerd the fuck out of here. I have never been so filled with unbridled visceral rage until I read the words uttered by the silver-spoon fed mouth of Chris Heck. “New Philadelphia”???? Are you kidding me? Nobody and I mean NOBODY who has ever spent money on a Sixers ticket has ever referred to anything at all as “new Philadelphia”. Was Old Philadelphia not good enough for you Chris? You know, the city in which 99.9% of your fan base lives? You coward! There’s not a soul who watched the process during the 10-win seasons that wanted to forget everything that built the character instilled in this place and trade it in for this liberal arts bullshit.

“Hey I know you guys love the grit and work ethic you carry around with you every day and that you’re very proud of it. I get that. But listen, my nephews Bryson and Tanner just got done rowing and we plan to break out a bottle of Cabernet at our secondary home in Ardmore. I think people would enjoy if that was represented on our jerseys”- Chris Heck, basically

Then he says he doesn’t want to bring the classic black jerseys back at all. As if he’s too good for the threads that Sixers greats like AI, Aaron Mckie, and Matt Geiger shed blood, sweat, and tears in. His nose is too high in the air to even catch a whiff of the poor, disgusting underbelly he deems “old Philadelphia”.

FUCK that guy.

 

By Fred Courduff | November 12, 2020