The Sixers Lay a Beatdown on the Timberwolves and Also Defeated Them in Basketball

What a night at the Wells Fargo Center. An atmosphere so electric that Ben Franklin himself would swoon at the sight of it. The Sixers fired on all cylinders and had this one in the bag early. All the starters were in double digits and even Furkan Korkmaz got to slam down one of 5 buckets he got, scoring 17 while simultaneously burning my eyes out of my skull with his bright yellow shoes. All in all a perfect night at the Center. Couldn’t be better. Unless…

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Absolute bedlam! The battle for the title of best big man in the league goes from an online engagement to full on exchange of fisticuffs. Rolling on the floor like Balboa and Drago in Rocky IV. Every Sixer and 5’6 man in a shirt and tie jump in to stop the damn match.

Ben Simmons tried to play nice with Karl Anthony Towns, he tried to keep the peace, but if you won’t go to sleep, Simmons will put you to sleep. A full on Steiner recliner executed perfectly by Ben to break Towns into submission.

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The real highlight of this is Mike Scott’s reaction to all of this madness not with the thought “oh shit we just lost our best player for the night” but just pure joy at the sight of watching his boy take care of business.

On every scale there is to measure it, the Sixers kicked ass tonight. On the floor, on the scoreboard, and with the hands. Any last words Joel?

Trust the process.

By Fred Courduff | October 30, 2019