Possible Bryce Harper Decision Within the Next 24 Hours(?!!!!)


Look, if you’re still clicking on Bryce Harper rumors, you’re just as gullible as I am. It’s alright, we are in this together. It’s like watching a Players Only Broadcast on TNT. No matter what fan base you are apart of, you’re stuck with the dilemma. We just need to band together and see it through. That’s where every MLB fan base is right now. We’ve been stuck with this endless free agency period and we just need to band together and see it through.

So, here it goes, the latest Bryce Harper rumor:

Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, strike three. Does Michael Scott have any advice for being fooled a million times?
I already know how this ordeal is going to go. Tomorrow is going to come and I’ll be on my phone all day at work looking for Harper’s decision. I’ll get nothing done. I’ll head into the weekend and go out with my friends. I won’t enjoy the bar, because I’ll be on my phone. Vegas is three hours behind so if I’m at the bar at 11pm, maybe Harper signs at 8? Sunday will come and I’ll have the WORST Sunday Scaries because one, it’s Sunday, and two, Harper won’t have signed yet. Monday will roll around and Harper will still be a free agent. And I’ll be swamped at work because of all the work I put off on Friday…while I was waiting around for Harper to sign.
So, please, for the love of God, Chris Russell, please be right.
By Aidan Powers | February 14, 2019