T-Wolves Admit Last Night Wasn’t a “Normal Game” Yet Lose By 40 Points Anyways in Typical Minnesota Fashion

I can’t believe this quote exists in the universe:

Teague: "That wasn’t no normal game. Them dudes was at our heads. Jimmy wanted to beat us. We all know that. Joel Embiid wanted to beat KAT. That ain’t a normal game. There ain’t nothing normal about that game. That was a game we all had marked and they dogged us."

— Chris Hine (@ChristopherHine) January 16, 2019

A Minnesota team admitting it wasn’t a “normal game” with a Philly team and then proceeding to get demolished anyway seems pretty on brand for Minnesota.

That city and their sport franchises are pathetic. The T-Wolves admittedly knew last night’s game meant just a smidgeeee more. And they flat out backed down.

NOW I understand why Jimmy Butler wanted to escape that barren wasteland. He’s basically the maid in Get Out who’s pouring the ice tea too much because her sun-conscious is trying to warn the guy. Jimmy was just trying to warn the NBA that the T-Wolves will psychologically torture you and steal your body/soul.

I feel so bad that our two pals (yes two, not three) are stuck up there. Although, Sixers fans booing Jerryd Bayless every time he touched the ball and him scoring 0 points in garbage time was peak Philly.