My Therapist Will Be Sending the Bill Directly to Bryce Harper’s Agent, Scott Boras

Being a Phillies blogger is easily the third most stressful job on Earth right now behind law enforcement/ fire fighters and soldiers. It has to be.
We all know Bryce Harper is signing with the Phillies. It’s never been a question. I am speaking it into existence. But, his shark of an agent, Scott Boras, has to put on the theatrics to make it interesting and to get his client all the money he can. His deal with MLB the Show being a great example of that (see my article about that here).
The Show has been teasing us for about a week now and have hints that the Phillies are going to sign him. Or already have???? And after what seemed to be a great 5 hour meeting in Las Vegas with Bryce, of course Boras advised Bryce to send out this ambiguous tweet to stir the pot because it seemed too obvious he was coming to Philly.

Boras swears to God he’s writing a movie or something and has to make everything so stressful. He’s like if Michael Bay, Christopher Nolan, and Quentin Tarantino all fused together and turned into a baseball agent. But since this is real life, it actually affects us. I’m almost ready to give up and just ignore the MLB Hot Stove until the regular season and see who’s on what team then (no way that’s happening).
For the stress that’s been put on this poor bloggers heart, soul, and mind, Mr. Boras will be receiving a bill from my therapist for all the unnecessary stress he has caused me.
By Vince Scian | January 14, 2019