Thank You Chicago, But We Are Coming For You Now

Thank You Chicago, Thank You Chicago, Thank You Chicago. The Chicago Bears you are the man.

Now that we got that out of our system. Chicago, we are coming. No more MR NICE GUY. You helped us get into the playoffs. But, that may not have been a good decision. The Eagles are coming for you now.

The Philadelphia Eagles did their job. Blowing out the Washington Redskins 24-0. Then, the Chicago Bears came through and beat the Minnesota Vikings 24-10.




If I told you when the Eagles lost to the Dallas Cowboys in heart-breaking fashion they would make the playoffs. Would you have believed me? Well, that just became a reality and the Eagles are headed back to the playoffs.

The Eagles are headed to Chicago next week to face the Chicago Bears in the wild card round. All the thank you’s should go to the Bears. But, we cant thank just the Bears. We have to thank our favorite team, the Minnesota Vikings.  The Minnesota Vikings are the biggest loser.

Thank you Minnesota for helping us again. The Vikings love helping the Eagles for some reason.




Thanks for allowing us an easy route to the Super Bowl last year. Thanks for allowing us to use your building to win our first Super Bowl.

MINNESOTA THANK YOU AGAIN FOR LETTING US TAKE YOUR SPOT IN THE PLAYOFFS THIS YEAR.

But, on a more serious note. Minneapolis Police Department, I would like to report a robbery. Kirk Cousins stole $84 million dollars from the Vikings. Cousins was last seen wearing a purple Vikings jersey with the number 8 on it.

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT. THE BIRDS ARE GOING BACK TO THE PLAYOFFS.