Should Jeffrey Lurie Be Forced to Sell the Team For This?

All season long, we’ve been discussing what the issue has been for this Eagles team. We need to get them out of Neutral and into Drive. Sitting precisely at 6-6, they’ve been the definition of average. Looking around the league, the teams who are entrenched in mediocrity have problems that start at the top. Look at the Redskins, a team who won’t reach 11 wins again for the 27th straight year. Run by Dan Snyder. Cowboys with Jerry Jones? Same issues.

So, maybe just maybe, the Eagles issues start at the top too. The following NSFW content could be the root of the Eagles woes:

In a way, I almost respect this. I wish I was so damn rich that I didn’t know how to play the games of a common man. Jeffrey Lurie doesn’t freeze his ass off playing cornhole in Lot K. He has a driver who takes him to the stadium, where he has his own elevator, that takes him to his own private box. Too much money in his bank account to know, or care, if you throw a beanbag overhand or underhand into some hole in the floor.
Also, please start huge arguments in the comments regarding whether the name of this game is ‘cornhole’ or ‘bags’.
By Aidan Powers | December 4, 2018