Ha! The Celtics Stink Right Now

Imagine, if you would, a world where Simmons and Embiid are gone for part or all of the season but the Sixers still make the Conference finals. There is optimism in the city. The Eagles have just won the Super Bowl, the Sixers are getting their TWO BEST PLAYERS back for the new season.

 

Now imagine, after being the favorites to make the finals in the East, they start the season 9-9 and have just lost 3 straight to the Jazz, Hornets, and Knicks.

 

All of Philly would turn into Mad Max, or worse…Kensington. There would be mayhem and we would all looting, rioting, and probably eating each other to be honest.. like Kensington.

 

Now take that imagination and that’s the Celtics reality right now.

 

*Record Scratch*

*Freeze Frame*

Leprechaun voice: Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

 

 

Time to go full panic up in Beantown.

 

Even with their two best players they can’t seem to figure it out. It’s really a shame…it really is you never want to see a team struggle so badly and not be able to figure it out.

 

I genuinely give all my best to the Celtics and hope they can start putting up at least a little fight against such mediocre teams like the Knicks because losing to them really is embarrassing.

By Vince Scian | November 23, 2018