Did Philadelphians Make Eating Horse Shit Cool?
The question has to be asked….
Did we as Philadelphians make shit eating cool?
By the looks of the Red Sox parade, it’s an emphatic, YES.
Oh, how far the mighty have fallen.
We own so much real estate in the domes of Boston fans, that we’ve relegated them to trying to eat more shit than us.
Yes, I am fully aware that Cleveland (fitting) is where the tradition began of eating poop off of the ground afternyour time wins a title. But, look at this mans face and tell me this isn’t the best shit eater of all time:
It’s probably a bad time to be shit talking (no pun intended, but kind of intended) Boston fans. The Red Sox win a World Series and the Celtics are clearly better than the Sixers.
But, I loved how New Englanders nonchalantly played off losing the Super Bowl. Then, criticized our celebration by trashing how we acted, including eating horse shit.
Secretly, we know how much that loss hurt them, and their ego. And, I know how jealous they were of the Super Bowl victory party we threw.
The difference between us and them in terms of fandom is this: eating horse shit probably didn’t even get a Bronze Medal for most ludicrous, viral fan video from our Super Bowl Run.
1) Subway Pole Guy
2) Go Birds Kid
3) Masked Shirtless Eagle Man
Best fans in the world and you can’t tell me otherwise.