It’s Easier to Throw Beers From Up On a High Horse

A very baffling tweet out of Minnesota folks.

 

 

There must have been a stray Eagles fan that got separated from his or her family when the Eagles won the Super Bowl in Minnesota after beating the Vikings 38-7 in the NFC Championship game.

 

From what we remember from that game, Minnesota-ians are God’s gift to the Earth. The nicest, most considerate bunch anywhere in the world that “don’t” deserve to be treated crudely by other teams.

 

So there is no way that someone from Minnesota could have possibly thrown a beer on the field at a player just doing his best at his job.

 

I guess we should have expected this after this woman basically assaulting a boy by leaning into his face as he’s clearly trying to lean away from her swinging hands. The young boy was just expressing love for his favorite team and this horrid Minnesota-ite had to start an unprovoked attack.

 

 

But if you remember the news segments out of Minnesota warning people to be careful of the Philadelphians, calling us gang members and basically calling us all thugs, then there is no way that even one person from Minnesota could possibly do something so rude as throwing something on the field.

 

 

I’m sure they’ll find some way to blame this in Philly fans in all honesty. They’ll find the person and say he only learned it from watching his daddy, Philly.

By Vince Scian | October 29, 2018