Good to See the Cowboys Are Imploding Already
Well, we’re like two practices into training camp and the Cowboys are already up to their old ways. The roster is looking mediocre on paper, the owner is acting like the old white elitist asshole he is and Dez Bryant is being a team cancer…despite not being on the team. Oh, and Sean Lee is hurt. Nah, I’m just messing with you but apparently he’s a snake! What a day in the land of 8-8.
So, the Cowboys 2018 campaign to not make the playoffs and keep Jason Garett anyway got off to a hot start. Their owner was back in the headlines commanding all his players to stand for the anthem. Luckily, Malcolm Jenkins was to the rescue:
Malcolm Jenkins calls Cowboys owner Jerry Jones a bully after Jones recently said he would make his players stand for the anthem. pic.twitter.com/noeHrLIlZZ
— Tim McManus (@Tim_McManus) July 27, 2018
There needs to be a statue made for Malcom Jenkins when it’s all said and done but that’s another article for another day. As for Jerry Jones, I don’t understand how Cowboys fans can stand him in any capacity. He doesn’t make any football decisions, his son, Stephen runs the team without the title. Jerry is just there to shoot his mouth off to the press and cause controversy. “Jerry’s World” isn’t a large stadium with a big Jumbo-Tron. It’s a dimension the rich 1% live in where they are so out of touch with reality they don’t see how ignorant their anthem hot takes are.
Speaking of someone shooting their mouth off, THROW. UP. THE. X.
Dez Bryant has a lot of free time on his hands these days so he’s spending it on Twitter, criticizing his former team.
Here we go with that scapegoat shit.. i charged everything to the game and went the other way.. y’all know what the real problem is .. don’t put it on me with that bullshit.. garbage ass play calling.. Everybody lined up in the same spot for 17 weeks.. 🛑 😂 https://t.co/YhG4cAPx6O
— Dez Bryant (@DezBryant) July 27, 2018
He’s not clueless.. Jerry was the only one who was clueless.. shit was a planned to get me out ask Travis and my brother snake Lee I mean Sean Lee https://t.co/7BK9cEkW90
— Dez Bryant (@DezBryant) July 27, 2018
Love it. The only way to get a new job is by criticizing your former employer. Bold strategy Cotton. I don’t actually disagree with Dez on everything he said. If you go toe to toe with Nate Sudfeld and muster a 7-6 win, you’re offense is ass. Regardless, you do get the feeling the locker room is relieved to be done with this guy.
Ah, it feels so good to have a cancer free locker room. These days I just kick back and focus on Carson Wentz’ health while he makes sex jokes. I know what the comments will say. “Why are you worried about the Cowboys when we won the Super Bowl”? Simply put, I want more, I want a dynasty. That starts with dominating your division. The Cowboys constantly imploding certainly helps the possibility for us to do so. Here’s hoping for another dumpster fire in Dallas this year.