Carson has Sex (and the knee looks good too)

By: Aaron Black

It’s late July and the world of sports is in its seasonal lull (except for us Phillies fans), but there are images appearing from South Philadelphia of a red headed man flexing on the football world in BIG ways. Our quarterback and messiah, Carson Wentz, was seen running out to the field for training camp just 7 months removed from his ACL injury. This was not just a sprint out to the field people. This was a big statement from Carson saying that he will play week 1, nobody will rehab as hard as him, and he is running after his chance to be the Super bowl MVP.

Along with that great video of Carson running onto the field came possibly the most important piece of video us Eagles fans could possibly ever see. A video of Carson acknowledging the fact, that yes, yes indeed, he has sex. This is huge. There is no better way to get the mind right for a grueling season ahead. Carson just added something to his game that could be more important than his ability to escape the pocket. Ask RB Craig Shilo from Blue Mountain State about how crucial this is, or LB Thad Castle about how he needed a certain rubber companion to even be mentally capable of stepping on the field for gameday. And oh yeah, Blue Mountain State was only the best team at their level.

My main point here, Carson is BEYOND BACK!

 

 

 

 

By Aidan Powers | July 27, 2018