You Are What You Tweet, Bryan Colangelo’s Incriminating Burner Twitter Conspiracy


Last night around 9:00pm EST, the Ringer, a famed sports and pop culture website, released a story on the curious case of 5 burner twitter accounts that may or may not be Sixers GM Bryan Colangelo.

 

The Ringer writer, Ben Detrick, was tasked with the investigation to get to the bottom of these 5 twitter accounts. These twitter accounts would criticize Sixers players, leak classified information, and boost about Bryan Colangelo over the last 5 years.




If you haven’t read the full story yet. Please do so. This should win an award.

https://www.theringer.com/nba/2018/5/29/17406750/bryan-colangelo-philadelphia-76ers-twitter-joel-embiid-anonymous-markelle-fultz?utm_campaign=theringer&utm_content=chorus&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter

 

But, how do we know it really is Bryan Colangelo? Well, some of the tweets give it away. Lets take a look at some of the tweets that have sealed the fate of soon to be former Sixers GM Bryan Colangelo.




Boosting his ego trying to take all the credit for putting the Sixers together.






The only good trade Colangelo made. But, very wrong. Two words – Pick Swap.






Calling out his own players. But, I guess he Trusts The Process since he believes it shouldn’t be tagged on one player?






Trying to call for other GMs and President of Basketball operations heads to make himself look better.






Taking a stance on a player so if he succeeds or fails he is covered.






Why you calling out little University of Chicago Basketball? Oh wait, thats right. Your son plays on that team.






Uhmmm. I wonder if D-Wade and Gabrielle Union can remember who they sat next too.






Here comes his ego again. Trying to play Devils Advocate.






Any way you look at it, all signs point to Sixers GM Bryan Colangelo. If the Sixers find anything in their independent investigation they are conducting, the only way to resolve this is to fire Bryan Colangelo.

 

Wow. What a last 24 hours we had.



By Brandon Sommermann | May 30, 2018