We’ve Hit Peak Philadelphia


What a couple of days for Philly fans.

The Sixers break a three game losing streak with a convincing win against Washington and then the Eagles embarrass the Cowboys at the Linc to (probably) take the division making it 15 years with no repeat NFC East winners.

But the stand out stars of the weekend have been us (as always).

We’ve been on one.

It started with the kid giving Isiah Thomas the ol’ double birds and yelling “fuck you bitch” not once, not twice, but THREE times after he didn’t get some free ice cream. Then Isiah “Ron ‘Metta World Peace’ Artest” Thomas walked up to the kid and told him not to do that.

Hilarious.

IT got suspended two games and the fan got a year ban and neither was long enough in my opinion. Don’t disrespect the Frosty Freeze-Out.

Then they beat the yee-haw out of Dallas in front of our own crowd in the biggest game of Carson Wentz’s career with practice squad heroes at wide receiver and the division is ours.

But the player of the game isn’t Wentz or Miles Sanders or Greg Ward or Zach Ertz… it’s this guy sneaking into Dougs post game presser.

I’m a senior sports journalism student so trust me when I say this guy nailed his one opportunity to ask Doug a question.

“Yer meetin Eligh necks weekand. Whuddya think?”

God dammit this is so funny. I love how people with Philly accents talk like PFT Commenter writes.

No one has ever been more from Delco than this guy. Even if he’s not from Delco he’s still from Delco.

Doug knew immediately this guy clutching his gloves didn’t belong in the room.

This poor guy just decided he wasn’t waiting on the line with WIP after the game this week. He was going to the source.

I love this move. It wouldn’t have worked with any other fan base in any other city.

This guy IS Philly.

I love this city and the crazy creatures that it produces.

We stole the show this week.

Good for us.

By Vince Scian | December 22, 2019